I'm sure they have Ewoks here, too.
Lost: S.O.S.
OH. MY. GOD. YOU GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Jack. And. Kate. In. A. Net. Stuck in the net! Jack diving for her to push her away and ending up stuck in that position in mid-air! The way she was all "........sorry!" after the fact. THE LOOK ON HER FACE WHEN HE TOLD HER TO GET THE GUN. That seemed to go on forever, the way she was all hesitant and it was difficult to, you know, run her hands under his shirt in the back and grab the gun out of his waistband without dropping it. Oh. Freaking. Man. And then, you know, and then they're so close now that they're back to flirtacious banter! Because she just felt Jack up! Guys, first she randomly made out with him and now she was forced to feel him up!! I. Love. This.
At this point, i was thinking, "MAN. If this show were really awesome and/or written by toastandtea, when they fall out of the net KATE WOULD TOTALLY LAND ON TOP OF JACK." AND THEN IT HAPPENED. They practically had metaphorical sex in that net!!
And then! (Oh man, all of my sentences in this post start with "And then...!") They are so cute and old-married-couple-esque in the jungle, all "so how long are we going to wait here" "until I get my voice back and then I'm going to yell some more".
BUT WAIT, IT GETS BETTER:
"I'M SORRY I KISSED YOU."
"*STARE*"
"*STARE*"
"I'M NOT."
"*STARE*"
TheywouldhavetotallymadeoutagainifMicahelhasn'tshownup.
Come on. In the words of Gob Bluth, COME ON. You can't deny that that was what was going to happen.
I think I need to say it again: JACK AND KATE WENT INTO THE JUNGLE AND GOT STUCK IN A NET AND KATE FELT JACK UP AND JACK IS AWESOME AT SHOOTING A GUN AND KATE ENDED UP ON TOP OF JACK AND JACK WAS YELLING AND KATE WAS MAKING FUN OF THEM AND THEN JACK WAS BOLD ENOUGH TO IMPLY THAT HE WOULDN'T MIND MAKING OUT WITH KATE AGAIN.
Oh. Man.
Oh! And also, other things apparently happened in this episode:
-- Locke's secret past is revealed! Now that we've finally established that someone noticed his wheelchair at the airport, maybe someone will eventually point out that it's kind of weird that on one island they know a Rousseau and a John Locke.
-- I had a feeling Eko and Charlie were building a church.
-- In case you were wondering, Bernard thought that taking his wife to Scorpius was an awesome idea. Yes, yes, the guy playing that faith healer dude chap guy was WAYNE PYGRAM, AKA SCORPIUS FROM FARSCAPE. Suchacreepyvoice!! I am disturbed on many, many levels.
-- If we're going to be making BSG references (SEE THE APOLLO BAR?), does this mean Rose = Laura Roslin?????!!!?!?
eta: I just realized, SOS means "SAVE OUR SHIP" and there was suddenly lots of Jack/Kate in the episode. I have decided that this is not a coincidence!
New Alias! Two hours! Finally.