"It's finally happened. You've become Eliot Ness."
Canada, you are officially (temporarily) relieved from me hating you.
I STILL WANT THOSE OTHER EPISODES, BY THE WAY. BECAUSE CLEARLY, WE HAVE THIS TO DISCUSS.
1. You turned James and Alesha into spies. Which - I don't even totally understand who that lady was! But whatever. She made them spies. There was split screen and everything. There was split screen, and thrilling music, and for five seconds THEY WERE SPIES. Don't lie! You are Kudos TV. Everyone on Kudos TV wants to be spies; hello, Spooks.
Which leads me to:
2. ajaksjfhaksjfhkasjhfakjfhakjshfkajshfashfkjashjf HIS KID IS COMING DOWN FOR THE WEEKEND AND WANTS TO GO SKATING, AND LO, APPARENTLY ALESHA KNOWS HOW TO SKATE AND WHERE YOU SHOULD GO, SO JAMES ASKS WHAT SHE'S DOING ON SATURDAY IN A WAY THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH HER SKATING KNOWLEDGE, AND ALESHA IS SURPRISED BY THIS INVITATION BUT IN A WAY THAT MAKES ME THINK HER THOUGHTS ARE MORE "ajfhkajs FINALLY!" SO NONETHELESS SHE ANSWERS, "UH, WATCHING YOU FALL ON YOUR ASS?" AKA YES, I WILL GO ON A DATE WITH YOU, AND YOUR KID, TOO, TOGETHER, YES.
ALSO, THEY ARE LAWYER SPIES.
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OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS. HE ASKED HER OUT. SHE SAID YES. HIS KID IS INVOLVED. OH MY GOD.
Seriously. What the fuck, Canada? You hate me. You legit hate me right now.
I STILL WANT THOSE OTHER EPISODES, BY THE WAY. BECAUSE CLEARLY, WE HAVE THIS TO DISCUSS.
1. You turned James and Alesha into spies. Which - I don't even totally understand who that lady was! But whatever. She made them spies. There was split screen and everything. There was split screen, and thrilling music, and for five seconds THEY WERE SPIES. Don't lie! You are Kudos TV. Everyone on Kudos TV wants to be spies; hello, Spooks.
Which leads me to:
2. ajaksjfhaksjfhkasjhfakjfhakjshfkajshfashfkjashjf HIS KID IS COMING DOWN FOR THE WEEKEND AND WANTS TO GO SKATING, AND LO, APPARENTLY ALESHA KNOWS HOW TO SKATE AND WHERE YOU SHOULD GO, SO JAMES ASKS WHAT SHE'S DOING ON SATURDAY IN A WAY THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH HER SKATING KNOWLEDGE, AND ALESHA IS SURPRISED BY THIS INVITATION BUT IN A WAY THAT MAKES ME THINK HER THOUGHTS ARE MORE "ajfhkajs FINALLY!" SO NONETHELESS SHE ANSWERS, "UH, WATCHING YOU FALL ON YOUR ASS?" AKA YES, I WILL GO ON A DATE WITH YOU, AND YOUR KID, TOO, TOGETHER, YES.
ALSO, THEY ARE LAWYER SPIES.
akjsfhaksfhakjsfhaksfhkasjhfaksjhfkjafha
OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS. HE ASKED HER OUT. SHE SAID YES. HIS KID IS INVOLVED. OH MY GOD.
Seriously. What the fuck, Canada? You hate me. You legit hate me right now.