because i'm from the future
DANIEL FARADAY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. Also? I win.
WHAT. THE FUCK. DANIEL FARADAY IS NOT DEAD. (He is.) (This show has time travel, it's okay.)
NO. NO, IT IS NOT OKAY.
DANIEL FARADAY WAS SHOT DEAD BY HIS MOTHER AND THAT IS FUCKED UP AND NOW HE IS DEAD.
I DON'T--.
NO.
NO.
Also? Hey so remember that other part of this episode?
...
Look, okay, I don't want to gloat.
Wait.
Yes, I do.
CALLED IT.
"HE'S MY SON, TOO, YOU KNOW."
TIP YOUR WAITRESSES, FOLKS, BECAUSE DANIEL FARADAY IS A WIDMORE AND I AM A GENIUS.
Hey, you know what else I was right about? The button being the only thing keeping the island from self-destructing the world in an electro-magnetic fashion. I WOULD LIKE TO COLLECT ROYALTIES NOW, LOST. FYI.
YEAH.
I SO KNEW I WAS RIGHT, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
In conclusion:
WHAT. THE FUCK. DANIEL FARADAY IS NOT DEAD. (He is.) (This show has time travel, it's okay.)
NO. NO, IT IS NOT OKAY.
DANIEL FARADAY WAS SHOT DEAD BY HIS MOTHER AND THAT IS FUCKED UP AND NOW HE IS DEAD.
I DON'T--.
NO.
NO.
Also? Hey so remember that other part of this episode?
...
Look, okay, I don't want to gloat.
Wait.
Yes, I do.
CALLED IT.
"HE'S MY SON, TOO, YOU KNOW."
TIP YOUR WAITRESSES, FOLKS, BECAUSE DANIEL FARADAY IS A WIDMORE AND I AM A GENIUS.
Hey, you know what else I was right about? The button being the only thing keeping the island from self-destructing the world in an electro-magnetic fashion. I WOULD LIKE TO COLLECT ROYALTIES NOW, LOST. FYI.
YEAH.
I SO KNEW I WAS RIGHT, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
In conclusion: