i'm sorry you were a victim of my sexual charisma

[daygloparker]

I could make an entire post of one-liners and lolarious from tonight's 30 Rock, but I feel like that wouldn't do it justice. HI. I'M BIJOUX. Okay, there we go. I'm good.

SO INSTEAD I WILL SAY: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR BAGGERS, I THINK TINA FEY KNEW.