is this the Chuck Bass version of Narnia?
MR. BASS WAS PART OF A SECRET SEX SOCIETY.
LOL OF COURSE HE WAS.
AND NOW CHUCK BASS WANTS TO SAVE THE NANNY-SLASH-SEX-SLAVE, BUT OH NO SHE MAY HAVE BEEN KILLED TO PROTECT THE SECRET.
AGAIN: OF COURSE.
Also there was some business about Gossip Girl and Dan fucking a teacher except not really, but whatever, I cease to care. Blair is a bitch, and I love her. Oh, look, Dan and Serena broke up again. I AM SO SURPRISED. LOL SO THEN DAN ACTUALLY FUCKED HIS TEACHER.
OH, SHOW. You had suddenly just made me care about Dan again!
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In conclusion? MUSIC REC!
COMING TO A CHUCK BASS STORYLINE NEAR YOU:
Peter Bjorn & John - Nothing to Worry About