I <3 Technology......
>You know you're living in 2004 when...
>
>1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
>2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
>3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
>4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
>5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is
that
>they
>don't
> have e-mail addresses.
>6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in
>a business
> manner.
>7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an
>outside
> line.
>8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
>different
>
> companies.
>10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
>11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
>12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
>anyone
>is
> home.
>13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the
>screen.
>14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have
the
>first 20
> or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and
you
>turn around
> to go and get it.
>15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your
coffee.
>16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :-)
>17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
>18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
> message.
>19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
>20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on
this
>list.
>
>AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
>
>1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
>2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
>3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
>4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
>5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is
that
>they
>don't
> have e-mail addresses.
>6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in
>a business
> manner.
>7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an
>outside
> line.
>8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
>different
>
> companies.
>10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
>11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
>12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
>anyone
>is
> home.
>13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the
>screen.
>14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have
the
>first 20
> or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and
you
>turn around
> to go and get it.
>15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your
coffee.
>16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :-)
>17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
>18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
> message.
>19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
>20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on
this
>list.
>
>AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.