im a hopless romantic... your just hopless...
oh my shit... im so tired....
i couldnt sleep an hour at time last night... and today was pure shit!!!!!! busy... like the golden coral.... thats what it was like... a big endoscopy buffet full of tourists...
i saw an ant crawl out of some guys nose....A FUCKING ANT CRAWL OUT OF HIS NOSE!!!!!!!
but if thats not a good enough reason to leave how about this one....
so i walk into this guys room to pick him up for his test
right off the bat he tells me not to bother him.... and hes not wearing pants... then he starts telling me that im annoying... wich yea well ok... but the dudes 88 year old junk is fucking laying on his chest hes tied down to his bed and he starts trying to kick me....
i maneged to get him to the department... they did all there stuff.. nd i was about to go to lunch... karan came out and said theres a "code brown" thats llike the softer term for the guy shit all over the place....
normally i dont deal with that AT ALL!! but they needed me to hold the guy down...he already hit karen earlyer.... so greg and i go in there all decked out with gloves, gowns, masks and glasses.... and hold this guy down while the nurses wipe his ass.... anyway i watched him tickle greg... ive never seen a black man get tickled in the gut by an 88 year old man who was now compleatly naked and covered in shit....
he told everyone he could fuck, shit and piss at the same time.... then he started calling my manager "a fucking idiot" so i told him i tell her that everyday i come in.... then he said "he was going to feel her tits".... so i said "HEY, i say that everyday too!!, but it never works"
then he mentioned how much he enjoyed being wiped like that and told us to smell his cock...
so on and so forth... yea funny but disturbing
things no one should see...
whatever.. im going skating...
*call me later!
i couldnt sleep an hour at time last night... and today was pure shit!!!!!! busy... like the golden coral.... thats what it was like... a big endoscopy buffet full of tourists...
i saw an ant crawl out of some guys nose....A FUCKING ANT CRAWL OUT OF HIS NOSE!!!!!!!
but if thats not a good enough reason to leave how about this one....
so i walk into this guys room to pick him up for his test
right off the bat he tells me not to bother him.... and hes not wearing pants... then he starts telling me that im annoying... wich yea well ok... but the dudes 88 year old junk is fucking laying on his chest hes tied down to his bed and he starts trying to kick me....
i maneged to get him to the department... they did all there stuff.. nd i was about to go to lunch... karan came out and said theres a "code brown" thats llike the softer term for the guy shit all over the place....
normally i dont deal with that AT ALL!! but they needed me to hold the guy down...he already hit karen earlyer.... so greg and i go in there all decked out with gloves, gowns, masks and glasses.... and hold this guy down while the nurses wipe his ass.... anyway i watched him tickle greg... ive never seen a black man get tickled in the gut by an 88 year old man who was now compleatly naked and covered in shit....
he told everyone he could fuck, shit and piss at the same time.... then he started calling my manager "a fucking idiot" so i told him i tell her that everyday i come in.... then he said "he was going to feel her tits".... so i said "HEY, i say that everyday too!!, but it never works"
then he mentioned how much he enjoyed being wiped like that and told us to smell his cock...
so on and so forth... yea funny but disturbing
things no one should see...
whatever.. im going skating...
*call me later!