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Dear God, (If there is a God.)
I love you.
For keeping our one remaining -- NOT LOST!! -- mailbox key safe with the lovely, wonderful, PERFECT girl named Jenna.
Although I do kind of hate you for keeping that a secret and making me freak out a lot...Bitch.**
Love, Erin
P.S. If you feel like doing me a favour..could you take away all of the bills in the mailbox and replace them with checks for that amount (or more..if you so desire!)? You'd be my favourite for at least the rest of the week!
*sigh*
One less thing to FREAK OUT ABOUT..
Thank goodness for the existence of people named Jenna...
*wipes forehead*
Okay..back to freaking out..
You may now return to your regularily scheduled programming.
** Please note that it is God, not Jenna who is being referred to as a Bitch here. Although Jenna does retain all legal rights to the term 'Bitch' and 'Bitch of..current residential area inserted here'.
I love you.
For keeping our one remaining -- NOT LOST!! -- mailbox key safe with the lovely, wonderful, PERFECT girl named Jenna.
Although I do kind of hate you for keeping that a secret and making me freak out a lot...Bitch.**
Love, Erin
P.S. If you feel like doing me a favour..could you take away all of the bills in the mailbox and replace them with checks for that amount (or more..if you so desire!)? You'd be my favourite for at least the rest of the week!
*sigh*
One less thing to FREAK OUT ABOUT..
Thank goodness for the existence of people named Jenna...
*wipes forehead*
Okay..back to freaking out..
You may now return to your regularily scheduled programming.
** Please note that it is God, not Jenna who is being referred to as a Bitch here. Although Jenna does retain all legal rights to the term 'Bitch' and 'Bitch of..current residential area inserted here'.