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Mikulka (chem teacher) made my day!!
So we are in class and we are talking about atoms... (I sort of zoned out so I’m not sure where all this started from). So he's talking about how India and Pakistan are ready to bomb each other over Kashmir. And he said that Pakistan was giving nuclear weapons to North Korea. (Btw, I don't know if everything here is 100% true) So Mikulka said that we better not piss of N.K. because if we get bombed, we are screwed.
He continued on... saying that if we were to get bombed, he'd want to be right outside so he could be killed right away. He doesn't want to stick around for the radiation.
This is what happens when you stick around:
You’ll wake up the next day thinking that everything is okay, only your skin will be red. But you will have to go to the bathroom. And when you look in the toilet, you will find your whole digestive track in there. And then you will die shortly after because you can’t live very long without it.
Suggestion:
Instead of ducking under a desk and curling up in a ball like shape--- Sit in a chair. Put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye.
(Btw, everything that I said up there is what he said. Minus my additional comments in parenthesis. Mikulka, Mikulka.. you are crazy!)
So we are in class and we are talking about atoms... (I sort of zoned out so I’m not sure where all this started from). So he's talking about how India and Pakistan are ready to bomb each other over Kashmir. And he said that Pakistan was giving nuclear weapons to North Korea. (Btw, I don't know if everything here is 100% true) So Mikulka said that we better not piss of N.K. because if we get bombed, we are screwed.
He continued on... saying that if we were to get bombed, he'd want to be right outside so he could be killed right away. He doesn't want to stick around for the radiation.
This is what happens when you stick around:
You’ll wake up the next day thinking that everything is okay, only your skin will be red. But you will have to go to the bathroom. And when you look in the toilet, you will find your whole digestive track in there. And then you will die shortly after because you can’t live very long without it.
Suggestion:
Instead of ducking under a desk and curling up in a ball like shape--- Sit in a chair. Put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye.
(Btw, everything that I said up there is what he said. Minus my additional comments in parenthesis. Mikulka, Mikulka.. you are crazy!)