hm..?

Feb 25, 2005 20:42

since alex decided to have a girlfriends application on his, why don't i check out my offers as well. too bad that this is friends only and i have like what maybe 4 guys who are all taken, i think. do it anyways for fun. i made it public. for laughs. so go for it!

boyfriend application )

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PICK ME!!! anonymous February 27 2005, 01:58:01 UTC
Name: Mr. Lobster
Age:16
What’s your AIM or AOL name: exoticjesus
Hair Color:reddish
Eye Color:green
Height:5'4
Weight: yeah right!
Tattoos: yeah got one yesterday yay!
Piercings:i have about 10 of them in various places in my ear, both tragus, one daith. nose

Drink: occasionally
Smoke:never
Any other drugs:never
Would you care if I did drugs: yes
Would you care if I drank: nah

Are you a virgin:no
Do you have sex: im a kinky bastard
(if so) How often: 12.5 times a day
Is sex all your looking for: oh yeah
Do you have any STD's: i'll have one of everything please.

Would you kiss me anytime: no
Anywhere: i like to kiss feet.
Do you like to cuddle: no i like to fuck.
How much: i dont like the cuddle, i like to fuck

Have you ever been cheated on: no i would cap the bitch
Would you cheat on me: ill fuck any bitch i want hoe, get back in the kitchen
Have you ever cheated on someone: no, im all about love

List your top 3 bands:
1. nsync
2. fitty cent
3. the backstreet boys because i strangly attracted to them

Top 3 movies:
1. porn
2.porn
3.porn

Do you like to party:
What if I wanted to stay home and watch a movie with you: bitch i like the club
What if I wanted to kiss you in the rain: anytime.
Are you spontaneous:no, i have a calendar hoe, 2 week wait
Willing to try new things:
Do you like your picture taken: yeah im a hot muscular hunk
Do you drive: yeah i drive a pimped out car.
Go to school: i dropped out of 8th grade fool.

IMPORTANT QUESTIONS!!!
Would you hold my hand as we walk through the mall: i dont mall it bitch
Would you push me up against a wall and kiss me: i dont wall it bitch
What about random Kisses:
Would you sleep over my house and hold me all night: i have hoes to see
Will you only call me beautiful if you mean it:
Would you ever lie to me:

A FEW RANDOM QUESTIONS:
What do you think of:
Cats: love them
Big Dogs: i ilke to dress them up and call them beautiful
Messy rooms: probably caused by a drunken night
Playing in the rain:
Showers completely clothed: umm... someone likes water then?
Just hanging out doing nothing: with a 40oz ill be fine
Talking on the phone for hours:no way
Talking about completely useless and random things for hours:

Why did you fill this out: because i was bored bitch

How bad do you want to go out with me:im the best guy in the world, your loss

Would you leave me because I don’t have a car:
Would you leave me because my dad and stepmother are insane:
Do you have a crush on me:
Would you think bout me 25/8:

Anything else you want to let me know:
THIS WAS WAYYYY TOO LONG FOR MY ATTENTION SPAN

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Re: PICK ME!!! daydreamingfool February 27 2005, 05:10:51 UTC
mr lobster,
what i think might have won me over was "Would you cheat on me: ill fuck any bitch i want hoe, get back in the kitchen". you sound so dreamy!

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