spin me a yarn
okay, dudes--major confusion here. not that i'm not completely in love with this interview with lyn-z, but she tells us how she joined msi at the near end, and it strays a lot from this article here:
At this point, Vanessa left the band, reportedly either to become and astronaut or to pursue a career in discount surgery for people looking to break into amputee pornography. Urine's sister, Lyn Z, wanted the gig. At her audition, "the Zoid" slammed her bass furiously and then-unbeknownst to the rest of the band-cleverly downed a hidden vial of Bacardi, sneakily lit a match on the headstock of her bass, and blew fire all over the highly combustible ceiling of MSI's practice space. She then announced to the room, "I have to pee," and skipped off as the fire spread. Jimmy, Steve and Kitty stared like confused dogs, silent and motionless, at the fire for a few minutes before sealing the deal and grabbing an extinguisher. Armed with a wicked tattoo sleeve and a pile of freshly starched Catholic-schoolgirl uniforms, Lyn successfully avoided flying bottles, roses and marriage proposals when MSI opened for System Of A Down at the beginning for last year.
i spy some white stripes shit going on!
eta: CRISIS MOTHERFUCKING AVERTED.
eta eta: "i'll be attracted to someone for their walk. like, if someone has a weird walk, i'll be attracted to them." OMG LYN-Z TOTALLY LOVES GERARD'S ONSTAGE PRANCING.
At this point, Vanessa left the band, reportedly either to become and astronaut or to pursue a career in discount surgery for people looking to break into amputee pornography. Urine's sister, Lyn Z, wanted the gig. At her audition, "the Zoid" slammed her bass furiously and then-unbeknownst to the rest of the band-cleverly downed a hidden vial of Bacardi, sneakily lit a match on the headstock of her bass, and blew fire all over the highly combustible ceiling of MSI's practice space. She then announced to the room, "I have to pee," and skipped off as the fire spread. Jimmy, Steve and Kitty stared like confused dogs, silent and motionless, at the fire for a few minutes before sealing the deal and grabbing an extinguisher. Armed with a wicked tattoo sleeve and a pile of freshly starched Catholic-schoolgirl uniforms, Lyn successfully avoided flying bottles, roses and marriage proposals when MSI opened for System Of A Down at the beginning for last year.
i spy some white stripes shit going on!
eta: CRISIS MOTHERFUCKING AVERTED.
eta eta: "i'll be attracted to someone for their walk. like, if someone has a weird walk, i'll be attracted to them." OMG LYN-Z TOTALLY LOVES GERARD'S ONSTAGE PRANCING.