MY SOUL IS TELLING ME I NEED ACTION!FIC. I've been fluttering between
stereomer 's
dressed to the nines and
tie your monster down, and AUGH. I REALLY NEED EXPLOSIONS OKAY. AND NOT THE KIND IN THE PANTS, THE ONES WITH THE BOMBS. (then the kind with the pants.)
I'm really sitting on the edge of a Cobra Assassin!AU that I REALLY REALLY do not want/need to write, what with everything else knocking around on the giant canvass I call a brain, but! THINK ABOUT IT. They are my ultimate, ultimate assassin group, with real guns and their own fighting (Cobra!) style and sniping thirty yards away through a window and their own (Cobra!) fighting style and betrayals and money and GABE IN A SUIT. This really isn't much of a shock either, since I've wolfshirted about this in my
Bob the Bodyguard plot thing and I'm slipping them in my BBB fic, but IT IS NOT ENOUGH.
Also also?
I'm going to be very honest here and mention the huge "WTF?" moment I had upon hearing about the news, because I hadn't heard ANYTHING about this dude, and all the feedback I was reading was pretty cruel (thank you,
chemicalromance , you all SUCK) and I won't mention much besides "FAT" and "UGLY" -- all of which, might I add, pissed me off.
I'm a fan of the music first and a fan of the boys themselves second--I really don't give a flying fuck what the guy looks like, for one. My WTF-ery does not, in any way, affect what he looks like, and no matter what I or anyone else wants him to look like, he's not going to resemble any member of the band or (and I'm quoting here) look "super hot." If I had anything against this guy, it'd be his impromptu arriving, and that's based on pure skepticism, if anything else. I'm worried about the music and the outcome of anything else following this induction and that's just about it. If he gets along with the band and stays out of the tabloids, then fuck all to anyone else, I'll like him.
Hearing all this crap about him has really made me wonder about the depth people in this fandom have, and the reason they actually got into the band in the first place. I came for the music but stayed for the adorable, what the fuck is YOUR excuse?