my thoughts on the law&order segment, in order:
1. YAY 8 OH CLOCK CENTRAL. LAW AND ORDER
2. NO MOM AND DAUGHTER BOO. Guy taking drugs, what is this?
3. NO MARTY!
4. NO MARTY!
5. Some chick. NO MARTY!
6. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MARTY?
7. OMG I DON'T CARE WHERE IS MARTY!
8. MARTY?
9. OMGWTFFF WHERE IS MARTY?
10. ARE YOU SERIOUS? There'd better be another episode!
11. YAY. ANOTHER EPISODE!
12. PATRICK STUMP!!! (Note: I actually lost my shit, dudes. I'm so serious--I felt insanely proud!)
13. KIDNAPPING! NO MARTY!
14. BLOOD ON BOOTS! NO MARTY!
15. OMG did that lady just say MARTY?
16. MARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTY. PAAAAAAAAAAAATRICK. WHOEVER THE FUCK YOU ARRRRRRRRRRRRRE.
17. TINY! ADORABLE! MURDEROUS! That lip!! \o/
18. OMG NO FUCKING HAT.
19. "Oh, that's right. He's dead." (*loses her shit*)
20. SUIT! COMB OVER! OMG. TWO LINES. WHAT THE FUCK.
Fail, Law and Order, FAIL. BUT! Patrick! I fucking love him, no lies.
2. NO MOM AND DAUGHTER BOO. Guy taking drugs, what is this?
3. NO MARTY!
4. NO MARTY!
5. Some chick. NO MARTY!
6. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MARTY?
7. OMG I DON'T CARE WHERE IS MARTY!
8. MARTY?
9. OMGWTFFF WHERE IS MARTY?
10. ARE YOU SERIOUS? There'd better be another episode!
11. YAY. ANOTHER EPISODE!
12. PATRICK STUMP!!! (Note: I actually lost my shit, dudes. I'm so serious--I felt insanely proud!)
13. KIDNAPPING! NO MARTY!
14. BLOOD ON BOOTS! NO MARTY!
15. OMG did that lady just say MARTY?
16. MARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTY. PAAAAAAAAAAAATRICK. WHOEVER THE FUCK YOU ARRRRRRRRRRRRRE.
17. TINY! ADORABLE! MURDEROUS! That lip!! \o/
18. OMG NO FUCKING HAT.
19. "Oh, that's right. He's dead." (*loses her shit*)
20. SUIT! COMB OVER! OMG. TWO LINES. WHAT THE FUCK.
Fail, Law and Order, FAIL. BUT! Patrick! I fucking love him, no lies.