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Okay guys, be open minded here...this may sound far-fetched and slightly...well...gross, but i think it's needed.
I want to suggest a parish-wide "masturbation day". I think if everyone just sat back tomorrow and rubbed one out, all the tension would be gone and Livejournal would be filled with happy posts about how great life is. You know...every now and then you just gotta get the "bad energy" out. Either that, or we should have a showing of The Little Mermaid. Just somebody with a giant tv invite the whole parish over to watch The Little Mermaid. I'd like to see someone try to stay mad when watching that movie. Areal is just so hot and then if you're a chick, I'm sure you'd go for the prince guy, because he could probably iron a shirt on that chest of his. Just such a happy movie with a great ending. And we can all drink Coca-cola and smile while eating our favorite ice cream flavors. Yea, that's it...ice cream. What kind of Uncle-Scrouge ass bitch doesn't like icecream,coke, and little mermaid. I dunno, but if there is such a person, I'm not fuckin with them.
I want to suggest a parish-wide "masturbation day". I think if everyone just sat back tomorrow and rubbed one out, all the tension would be gone and Livejournal would be filled with happy posts about how great life is. You know...every now and then you just gotta get the "bad energy" out. Either that, or we should have a showing of The Little Mermaid. Just somebody with a giant tv invite the whole parish over to watch The Little Mermaid. I'd like to see someone try to stay mad when watching that movie. Areal is just so hot and then if you're a chick, I'm sure you'd go for the prince guy, because he could probably iron a shirt on that chest of his. Just such a happy movie with a great ending. And we can all drink Coca-cola and smile while eating our favorite ice cream flavors. Yea, that's it...ice cream. What kind of Uncle-Scrouge ass bitch doesn't like icecream,coke, and little mermaid. I dunno, but if there is such a person, I'm not fuckin with them.