payback
insults that i got for you...
Has a solar powered brain and it's cloudy out.
Not the brightest crayon in the box now are we?
Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal
A few Cokes short of a six-pack.
A few peas short of a casserole.
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
One taco short of a combination plate.
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
All foam, no beer.
The cheese slid off his cracker.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
The light's on, but nobody's home
As smart as bait.
Chimney's clogged.
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
Forgot to pay his brain bill.
Her sewing machine's out of thread.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
No grain in the silo.
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
In the pinball game of life, his flippers were a little further apart than most.
A few clowns short of a circus
A few fries short of a Happy Meal
An experiment in artificial stupidity
A few beers short of a six pack
Dumber than a box of hair
A few peas short of a casserole
Doesn't have all his Cornflakes in one box
The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead
Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt
Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear
Dumb as a brick.
Dumb as a box of rocks.
A brick short of a load.
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.
Lights are on but nobody's home
One bat short in the belfry
Doesn't have both oars in the water
Six bricks short of a load
Elevator never hits the top floor
Not playing with a full deck
Lights flashing, bells ringing, the gates are down .. but the train isn't coming
More confused then a hungry baby at a topless bar
Dumber than a sack of hammers
Has a solar powered brain and it's cloudy out.
Not the brightest crayon in the box now are we?
Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal
A few Cokes short of a six-pack.
A few peas short of a casserole.
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
One taco short of a combination plate.
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
All foam, no beer.
The cheese slid off his cracker.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
The light's on, but nobody's home
As smart as bait.
Chimney's clogged.
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
Forgot to pay his brain bill.
Her sewing machine's out of thread.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
No grain in the silo.
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
In the pinball game of life, his flippers were a little further apart than most.
A few clowns short of a circus
A few fries short of a Happy Meal
An experiment in artificial stupidity
A few beers short of a six pack
Dumber than a box of hair
A few peas short of a casserole
Doesn't have all his Cornflakes in one box
The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead
Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt
Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear
Dumb as a brick.
Dumb as a box of rocks.
A brick short of a load.
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.
Lights are on but nobody's home
One bat short in the belfry
Doesn't have both oars in the water
Six bricks short of a load
Elevator never hits the top floor
Not playing with a full deck
Lights flashing, bells ringing, the gates are down .. but the train isn't coming
More confused then a hungry baby at a topless bar
Dumber than a sack of hammers