like OMG! am i hakeem? or am i longjohn? am i a lumber jack?
AM I KEEMY!?
Your pirate name is:
Bloody Harry Rackham
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
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Your Hobbit name is:
Dudo Bleecker-Baggins of Fair Downs
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Your Elven name is:
Aikanáro Falassion
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Your Pokename is:
Kolock
You live in the humid rainforests of Angola, and your diet consists mostly of grapes, TV dinners and Dr. Pepper.
You can shoot acid. You have a fear of lightning bolts. You have ten-inch claws. You have a fear of rocks. You can swim in water. You have a fear of sledgehammers. You can puke Dr. Pepper. You can spit maple syrup. You can shoot sand. Your natural enemy is
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Your Mormon name is:
Halloween Helamans Warrior
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According to the Red Book of Westmarch,
In Middle-earth, Hakeem Abdulla Hashash was a
Lonely Wood-Elf
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Dwarven Name for Hakeem Abdulla Hashash
Farin Cloudboot
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