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Turkey Time is the predictable culmination of djswifty and I having been roommates for a year and a half now: a self-imposed mutual challenge to watch and review the entirety of the IMDB Bottom 100 list in no particular order, with no exceptions.
Last night, under the guise of "easing ourselves into it," we kicked it off with "3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain," which just turned out to be unspeakably terrible. Admittedly the IMDB methodology is a little flawed (thanks to the miracle of democracy, many of the bottom 100 are clearly mediocre movies that happen to have Paris Hilton and/or black people in them), but should we maintain our current level of interest in this project, we'll almost certainly branch out into non-Bottom 100 schlock; how can a comprehensive summary of the worst of cinema be complete without "Slam Dunk Ernest," "Like Mike 2," or "I Accidentally Domed Your Son"?
(Also: add me on Netflix, if only to keep abreast of the status of our upcoming "Baby Geniuses"/"Baby Geniuses 2"/"Laserblast" triple feature; take my advice and ignore any invitations to future "movie nights," regardless of presence/promise of kiddie pool.)