The Poshina Legacy - 1.1!
It's a little better than a little plain.
Yeah. I know. New legacy. But I'm not abandoning my old one! I'll keep playing it to the best of my ability and updating as soon as I can. I still have a few more updates to get out before I'm all caught up! This legacy is just a sidetime-fun-kinda thing. I figured it'd be interesting to try different challenges when making babies, so I chose the Rainbow challenge, ISBI, and well, not really poverty. (Explained below.) Credit goes to 314sims for the inspiration.
I'm also not doing the poverty challenge the way the rules are. This is more my own version. I bought some landscape and familyfunded my sims down to 500 Simoleons. And no jobs whatsoever throughout the entire thing. If the money comes, sure thing. But if they get the money, I'm not keeping them poor.
And! Another note--I'm naming my Sims after Pokemon to go with my Rainbow Challenge. All will match according to colors and types. Like the first generation--Pikachu is a yellow Electric type, so I'd name one Pikachu That kinda thing. [You know I love my Pokemon<3]
Let the shit hit the fan! fun begin!
Don't ask about the last name for a I haven't a clue.
:D Yay for attractive yellow men named after hideously disappointing Pokemon!
But he's precious and I love him. A part of me almost wanted him to reach his LTW.
BUT NO JOBS!
Does this look trashy and poverty-stricken enough?
I mean the NO HOUSE aspect of it truly adds to it.
At least you have an easel, E! Now paint like you've never eaten painted before!
Electivire: I am soooo happy with my no shoes and bright yellow future!
Whoop! Nevermind, visitors!
Apparently Electivire and random passerby Pamela are on mutual agreement that they both
SMELL AWESOME.
Another agrees! [I'm not sure about Pamela, but]
that's because Electivire is wearing Old Spice.
BECAUSE HE'S A MANLY MAN.
So manly man-smelling that everyone must come and sniff!
MANLY MAN OF A MAN.
Electivire: Tinkle Time?!
Baha, you'd best run since you have no toilet!
Pamela: Naooo! Don't leave me Mr. Man!
-sometime later-
Electivire: GollygeeManliness! I feel so much relief!
What's your dealio, Pamela?
Pamela: >:]
Electivire: You have nice.. shoes?
Pamela: BETTER TO STALK YOU WITH, DEAR.
Can't say that I blame him for getting a drink.
Creepy girls with one visible eye due to bangs are creepy.
And now!
Magical hotdog movements are magical!
Anyway, back home now.
Paint! Quick! While you're in the mood!
:O Somebody drank too much and passed out!
Darn you, E! Now you'll starve to death and die and never have any babies for me to cherish!
Ya know, from this view it kinda looks like he jumped..
8[ nooooo.
And then a few minutes later, Manly E has an accident.
D'awwww.. You just peed though!
Oh yeah. It was all that SimAlcohol. >.>
And then..
You know it's extremely difficult to keep Sims' moods up with community lots.
I don't think he'll make it much longer.
But jeez. He just may get some outta this.
Tell me about it, Stud.
Mmm. Nope. Maybe not.
WELL I DON'T CARE, MR. PISSY PANTS.
You just starve.
And standing near a trashcan will make you smell better.
FAIL, bro.
§50 shower! Gosh I love The Booty!
(LOL POKEMON)
Poor passerbys.
Need more Old Spice?
Can'tRememberHowToSpellHisName: *traumatized*
:[ I sold the easel for a bed.
I don't know how much longer this will last.
*filled with overly-obvious doubt*
Electivire: Finally! Contact with something!
Oh yeah. I forgot YOU'RE ALWAYS IN TOO HORRID OF A MOOD TO SOCIALIZE WORTH ANYTHING.
[lol facedown bunny]
Electivire: Thank goodness you're here! :D Someone to touch! And talk to! Not to mention you're sooooo fuzzy <3
O_o
NO! Not the bed! Anything but the bed!
Yay skunky! Show that beautiful, destructive feline what's up!
Electivire: Yous a good skunky, yes you iss <3
I never order pizza often so I found it quite outrageous for food to be §40.
>:[ Now you have no moneyss.
YOU TRAITOR, SKUNKY.
So I just noticed this hot tub I have no §0.
:D Electivire has the potential to not be disgusting now!
HIP HIP HOORAY.
He celebrates by leaving.
And heading to Club Dante (lolwut) to meet up with sexy babes.
He found one! That's surprising >.>
Things seem to be going pretty well for Electivire!
And Nerissa. Oooooh.
They even Share Interests without failing like all my other Sims do!
Electivire: You look awesome in that pink dress.
Nerissa: I love pink dresses!
Electivire: OMGLOL me too! :D
At least something is going right for literally poor E.
Crush mode!
Quick! Go home and invite her over! :O
Electivire: OMG! You have to come over! Like RIGHT NOW! :O :O :O
What a lovely greeting! We're getting close to a romance here<3
Well, shit. :[
NOT E'S BED!
*sobs*
Nerissa: You know you really should find a way to pay your bills..
Electivire: You know, that is an AWESOME idea! :D
Both faces look pathetic.
Hungry, are you E?
Maybe you should become cannibal >.>
Or get a job! HA! Just kidding.
Awwwh. Maybe E can get some money if this hottie moves in!
<3
AFTER SEX FACE.
Electivire: GollygeeManliness! That was something.
EATIN'MONEY. YAY ELECTIVIRE, YAY!
A house! A fridge!
I think I may just be more happy than he.
I made her a sexy girlfriend. All yellow and decked out in legacy.
I end with cuddles. <3
:D