Holy Hell: Maddox 1.1
Holy fuck, right?
Here's our founder. I call her Rin.
RIN MADDOX.
And here's tha stuffz:
Family Sim
Virgo
Sloppy/Neat: 9/1
Shy/Outgoing: 2/8
Lazy/Active: 6/4
Serious/Playful: 3/7
Grouchy/Nice: 5/5
LTW: Raise 20 puppies or kittens.
HA, and just to let you know, I won't be trying too hard on that LTW. ooopseh.
Rinny lives here. Thankfully she had enough left over after buying the lot that she ACTUALLY has a house.
:> go her.
i thank she iz soooooo purday.
With her pretty little hair and her pretty little hat.
YUMMEH.
Rin: That cloud looks like a kitty. And that one looks like a boat! WTF A FLOATING BATHTUB.
>.>'
Welcome Crew time!
suck.
suck.
OH GOD WHAT IS THIS THING? O_O
And this is what I get for trying.
OH YEAH? WELL YOU'RE EYEBROWS ARE BLONDE.
Sooooooo. After Rin carefully locked her front door, prevented ALL SIMS from entering, she headed to that automatic town-within-a-town thing. Bluewater somethin.
AND CLUB DANTE.
Usually the males that come here aren't to crazy ass ugly.
Things don't look promising, Rin. :\
Herro Malcolm4 :3
Don't worry bro, those eyelashes don't look GIRLY at all.
Sucks that you're face is kinda odd though.
Nothin but chicks here. Well, chicks and Awkward Face and Malcolm.
Poor Rin and the high expectations I have for her.
-wishes for wizard hat-
Ya know Rin, spending nearly 3 hours in the BATHROOM talking to some GIRL isn't gonna get you a MATING DEVICE HUSBAND.
Let us trying another location.
Hunter's Park?
Creeper's come to parks at night don't they?
Meh fuckit. As long as they be sexy.
And NOT Benjamin Long looking.
-determined/antsy for mate-
Only male in 2 hours?
...Are the others all dead?
ZOMBIE INVASION
That hotdog looks like your best bet today, Rin.
BENJAAAAAA----?
WELL LOOK AT THAT.
IT MUST BE TIME TO LEAVE.
Fancy people go to fancy restaurants.
Amirite?
Jus look at dem faces.
That epic ponytail you've been spawned with makes Rin want to have some srsly lovely nosebleeds.
Sucks Maxis is dickfaced and won't let you <3 him.
I SAID NO LOVE IS SAD.
-cough-
Baseball playing pirates?
Sounds to be something on House.
WTFOKGAIZ.
WELL THATS A BIG FAT NO.
-rinleaveslul-
Still here, I see.
THAT MUST MEAN ONE THING, RIN!
Sleeeeeeepy time. :3
Iz ok. One of my friends doesn't close her eyes all the way when she sleeps either.
-coughcough-
Also ok
THEY ARE JUST JEALOUS OF YOUR SEXY BROWN HAT.
I am.
A fridge would probably be important right about now, eh Rin?
Oh well. Eating disorders are cool these days right?
:o
Rin: -calls ass with blond eyebrows-
He really does make for a good backup.
Not hideous. Just kinda blahh.
RIN NEEDS SOMEONE EXCITING!
sucks.
Rin: I know! All I need to do is call for that sperm implant whatnot! That way I can get pregnant and have lots of awkward babies without having to talk to a man with confused hair colors!
BlondeEyebrows: lolwut.
Rin: WAIT JUST A FUCKIN SECOND.
Rin: YER TELLIN ME YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT EGGS ARE? Well you just became useless to me then eh?
:|
Back to Club Dante.
Yeah I don't fuckin know why either.
Nothin there.
GEE THAT'S STRANGE.
Moving on.
Guys go to gyms, right?
Obv not.
Might as well just give up Rin.
Cause you're completely hideous and all.
WAIT.
HERRO THERR. You look sexy.
What's your name?
Carl.
At least Rin <3s youuu.
WAIT.
You mean Carl as in nerdy-loser-medically-challenged Carl from Jimmy Neutron?
<3
I CAN SEE THE RESEMBLANCES.
Get some, Rin.
You're in the IN ZONE, girlfrannnd.
Time for Rin to invite him over and get some real love goin on.
;D
Fail.
-waiting-
-done waiting-
-CUE EPIC DRUM ROLL-
GREAT SUCCESS.
Ew Borat
But srsly.
I see we're gettin closer to the love shack.
(I can't wait to change your clothes, Mr. Carl.)
OMNOMNOM.
Things look hopeful.
LET'S SEE WUT YOU GOT.
WILL CARL SAY YES?
(Probably, but I'll update another one just to make sure.)
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Generations: 1
$100,000 Family Net Worth: 0
Family Friends: 1
Aliens: 0
Werewolves: 0
Ghosts: 0
Sim Shrink: 0
Social Worker: 0
Visitors Died on Lot: 0
:3