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The Twelve Days of Christmas
for daxscoota:
Day #Who?What they got you1sta dildo built for two2ndA booklet of sexual favors coupons3rdA nude portrait of your done from memory - when they were standing outside your bedroom window4than inverse restraining order, requiring you to be 'coupled' at all times5tha gigantic penis in your yard, drawn in flaming gasoline6thA prepaid phone card to your favourite 1-900 number7tha confused homeless man bearing a sign that says, 'i'm a slave for you'8tha crate labelled, 'world's best porn collection'9thA genital piercing10thA few Gigs of Porn11tha box of 'wacky' cuban cigars12tha butt-plugTake this Quiz at QuizUniverse.com( or, take the 'clean' version at QuizGalaxy.com )