Shepard. Dax Shepard. And I am here to save the day.
Was that not the lamest thing you have ever read? Don't worry, I can take any beef you may dish out. After all the shit I've been put though on `` PUNK'D ``, I will be in therapy for the rest of my life, anyway. But of course, it's all coming out of Ashton's pockets. So bring on the Doc.
Now, for a more better introduction...
I'm Dax Shepard. I'm in actor... most known from my job on the MTV show `` PUNK'D `` with Ashton Kutcher. Odds are if you are a big name celebrity, you have seen my smiling face bringing you nothing but pain. And please, no comments about my face bringing pain... I can just see all your minds working on some sort of diss. But yes, I can also be seen in the new Nick Lachey music video for his song `` Shut Up ``. Ever since the episode with him and Jessica, we have become great friends... one of my best. I'm also currently working on my first feature film.. `` Without A Paddle ``. Seth Green and Matthew Lillard are joining me in the cast. It's a pretty basic movie... three friends who find themselves on a canoe trip in search of a $200,000 treasure. But it's going to be great... Ashton may even have an apperence as one of the whacked-out mountain men. Fit's the part well, wouldn't you say?
Okay, I am bored, so you are bored, so this is the end. I have the urge to break out into the `` Mickey Mouse Club `` closing song, but I will save you all and refrain from doing so.
( damn its dax )
OOC:
[ New Dax writer. I was given the AIM name also and I am keeping it to cause less confusion
on the buddylist. ]