Ode to a changing pad
Oh Changing pad, Oh Changing pad
How I shall miss you.
You have given me great joy
Mommy and daddy have many times changed me
This I did not like
But your lovely belt was much fun to chew
You are frayed with love and bite
You became my toy which I could fold in half
And drag around the room.
But the cat peed on you
Mommy threw you out
Now I wallow in my gloom.
Goodbye dear changing pad, my nemesis, my toy, my friend.
PS
Please do not critique my poem. Mommy knows it is not on form. She is typing this with me grabbing the mouse.