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Alright. Every so often in CR's inbox we get emails from folks who want to sell their wares. And by wares I mean "Links of dubious nature meant to cash in on CR being the top search result for 'Court Records'". Recently we got one that was just so funny that I just can't not share with you guys. It started out with the normal "Hey can we advertise on your site?" "Sure, here's what we charge." and then...
Ad Lady wrote:
This ad would go on your page http://www.court-records.net/chara-phoenix.htm and here's what I had in mind.
Ad Lady wrote:
Ad Lady wrote:
Ad Lady wrote:
Maybe [Phoenix] uses a Segway?
Ad Lady wrote:
a Segway
Pfffffffffffffffffffft. Oh man! Phoenix doesn't have a car, so he cruses around crime scenes on a segway! GENIUS! *giggle-snort*
*cough* Croik, in an admirable display of simultaneous professionalism and snark responded,
Croik wrote:
Thank you again for your interest, but I'm afraid we won't be taking you up on your offer.
Your suggestions, while hilarious, really aren't in the best interests of our site.
I being the ever unhelpful one, suggested to Croik that Apollo, in a fit of not wanting to become outdone became a badass Unicycler. And then they can duke it out, not in court, but at the skate park
But yeah, still quite the gem!
Ad Lady wrote:
This ad would go on your page http://www.court-records.net/chara-phoenix.htm and here's what I had in mind.
- In the section on personality, third sentence, starting with "Phoenix is also...", please link "mind" to
http://www.fhwa.dot.gov/publications/re ... /index.cfm - Then, in the next paragraph on "Misc Facts" first sentence, starting with "Phoenix does not have...", if you could please modify the sentence to read:
Phoenix does not have a driver's license or a car, so maybe he uses a Segway? - Then, please link "Segway" to http://www.segwayofnewport.com/
- Then, three paragraphs later, in the first sentence, starting with "The first suggestion...", please link "members" to
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19077673
Ad Lady wrote:
- Then, in the next paragraph on "Misc Facts" first sentence, starting with "Phoenix does not have...", if you could please modify the sentence to read:
Phoenix does not have a driver's license or a car, so maybe he uses a Segway?
Ad Lady wrote:
- Phoenix does not have a driver's license or a car, so maybe he uses a Segway?
Ad Lady wrote:
Maybe [Phoenix] uses a Segway?
Ad Lady wrote:
a Segway
Pfffffffffffffffffffft. Oh man! Phoenix doesn't have a car, so he cruses around crime scenes on a segway! GENIUS! *giggle-snort*
*cough* Croik, in an admirable display of simultaneous professionalism and snark responded,
Croik wrote:
Thank you again for your interest, but I'm afraid we won't be taking you up on your offer.
Your suggestions, while hilarious, really aren't in the best interests of our site.
I being the ever unhelpful one, suggested to Croik that Apollo, in a fit of not wanting to become outdone became a badass Unicycler. And then they can duke it out, not in court, but at the skate park
But yeah, still quite the gem!