The 2011 Golden Globes
What a painfully embarassing, unfunny spectacle that was. I was surprised at alot of the awards given ::cough:: "Glee" ::cough::, but even more surprised at how now that the Hollywood Foreign Press has come under fire for corruption and other offenses, the actors turned on them and began cracking mean spirited jokes about the same people who are giving them the awards.
The winners aren't so much important, but the
Loved
Sandra Bullock in Jenny Packham
*I love it. It’s a chic, lazy, messy look.
Almost makes Ryan wants to get back with her.
She should want to get back with him. He’s so smashing.
Olivia Wilde in Marchesa
*I think she was the best dressed overall. The chocolate and gold colors are wonderful.
Not sure of the gold heels…
Shaun Robinson
Michelle Williams in Valentino
*This almost went on the ‘hated’ list but she pulls it off. And I’m loving the pixie cut more and more.
I didn’t love the dress at the Critics Choice Awards though. Too long.
Kelly Osbourne in Zac Posen
*She and her stylist has superb taste. She never fails IMO.
Helena Bonham Carter
*Strictly for her daringness. Mismatched shoes? I gotta give it up to her.
Jake doesn’t get it, but I do, Helena
Leighton Meester in Burberry Prorsum
Leighton at the Art & Elysium Gala
Jennifer Lopez in Zuhair Murad
Piper Perabo
Hailee Steinfeild in Prabal Gurung. I think it’s age appropriate. Classy, but doesn’t make her look too older.
Claire Danes.
*Simple and classic.
Geoffrey Rush. The hat is a nice touch.
Heidi Klum
*On anyone else they’d look like Mrs. Roper from “Three’s Company” but Heidi looks stylishly retro.
See, even Guy Pearce approves
Emma Stone in Calvin Klein
*She looks sensational, like some 50’s starlet. “Easy A” deservedly won a Critics Choice Award for Best Comedy.
Julia Stiles
I liked her look at the Art & Elysium event too
Christina Hendricks killing them dead in Romona Keveza
Eva Longoria in Zac Posen
*I thought it a bit too basic, but I love the belt and that cinched it ::rimshot:: for me.
Hated
Tilda Swinton
*She will top every “Worst Dress” there is.
Matthew Bomer
*Looks too starched and uncomfortable.
Same for BAG
*Megan is in Georgio Armani Prive
Catherine Zeta Jones
*Why is she wearing a terrycloth bathrobe??
Mila Kunis in Vera Wang
Helen Mirren
*Too matronly.
Julie Bowen
*I hate ruffles, but I really hate a lot of ruffles.
Hope Davis
*Bland.
*Julianne Moore’s dress at the premiere of “The Kids Are Alright” was a mess, but at least it’s unique. Hope’s is too plain.
Tina Fey and Jon Hamm. Busted in blue. Not a good look on either. She looks like a madame and he looks like he should singing in a lounge in Vegas.
Halle Berry in Nina Ricci
*She gets points for daring, but I don’t like the plain overlay with the mini.
Julianne Moore
*Wrinkled mess.
January Jones in Versace
*Dammit, what’s wrong with her. It’s an old Versace style and not in a good vintage or retro way, but old-fashioned and very dated.
Right, Nicole?
Elizabeth Moss
*She’s joining January in the poorly dressed women of “Mad Men” category
Gabourey Sibide
*That print is uncalled for.
Jennifer Lawrence from “Winter’s Bone” in Louis Vuitton
The Rest
Sofia Vergara
*I wish it was another color, but I love the design of it.
Sarah Hyland also of “Modern Family”
Winner, Jim Parsons
*Very dapper.
Kaley Cucuo
Kyra Sedgwick and Kevin Bacon
Julianna Margulies
Joseph Gordon Levitt
*Joe’s wearing a HitRecord button-the project he and his brother set up. Joe introduced “Inception” for it’s nomination reel. He was so enthusiastic. It was SNL all over again.
Jane Krakowski showing up pregnant Natalie Portman
Natalie Portman in Viktor and Rolf
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Jane Fonda
*The dress looked better on the awards.
LL Cool J and his wife. They both always dress the same. I just wish the shape of her dress was different because I love the color combo.
Jimmy Jean Louis
Miss Golden Globes, Gia Mategna
Anne Hathaway in Giorgio Armani Privé
*I hate the overload of sequins or whatever the material is.
Mandy Moore in Monique Lhuillier
Mark Wahlberg and his wife
*I hope she’s not pregnant again. He is trying to live up to that stereotype about Catholics.
Mark Ruffalo and wife.
*Forget him. I want to know what she’s wearing.
Robert Downey Jr. in Prada
He wasn’t laughing when Ricky Gervais “joked” about his drug abuse
Garrett Hedlund
Is Jeremy Renner in prison? What’s up with the pose?
James Franco getting a blowjob from an invisible person?
Rupert Murdoch and his wife
*I’m sure she’s with him for love and not for his fortune.
Andrew Garfield in Emperio Armani
I’d ship them.
Johnny Depp in Ralph Lauren Black Label
*It looks that he kept the jewelry to a minimum. He’s probably only wearing 12 bracelets.
Desmond Harrington of “Dexter” looking like he’s going to stab someone in the restroom.
The men of “Dexter”
Trent Reznor looking like Garry Shandling and Atticus Finch
Christian Bale and his wife
and their look-a-like hair.
Justin Beiber out past his bedtime
Oh, I see. You’re youthful so you’re wearing trainers to show how much of a young rebel you are. You’re so ingenious.
Blair Underwood and wife. I love the grey. Nice departure.
Robert “Caveman” Pattinson in Gucci
Angie in Versace and Brad Pitt in Tom Ford
Christina Aguilera
*She’s taking cues from Mariah Carey and thinks she can wear whatever she wants despite her body type is in Zuhair Murad
Vanessa Williams
Zachary Levi
*I love the vest.
Chris Hemstead in Armani
*Check out James T. Kirk’s daddy in the theatrical trailer for “Thor”.
Nicole Kidman and Karl Urban both in Prada
Scott Caan
*I prefer his look at the Art & Elysium event.
Jesse Tyler Ferguson with his colorful tie
Chris Noth and wife. Is she wearing a leather bodice?
Colin Firth and wife
Scarlett Johannson in Elie Saab
Armie Hammer and wife
Alex Pettyfer in Armani
Ryan Kwanten in Hugo Boss
*Love the splash of color.
Zac Efron open your fucking eyes!
Diane Warren in an outfit as awful as that song she wrote for Cher in “Burlesque”.
The Glee gang
Harry Shum Jr. who I think was the best dressed male. Very unconventional but it worked to break the blandness of the basic tuxes the men wore.
Dianna Agron in J. Mendel
*Too bland. She needs something to break up the monotony because her hair, skin and dress all blends together.
Matt “Wonderbread” Morrison
Milhouse Van Houten Kevin McHale
Chris Colfer
Chord “dawnybee still can’t believe it’s my real name” Overstreet
Darren Criss
Dot Jones in Simon Spurr
*Too business casual. I do dig the gold chain though.
Dot and Mark Sailling
Jane Lynch
*Too much damn material.
They say this is Jayma Mays, but she looks so different.
*She looks like the maid in “Rocky Horror Picture Show”.
Jessily Gilsig
*Best dressed “Glee” female. The lavender accents makes the dress pop.
Lea Michele in Oscar DeLa Renta
Amber Riley in Oliver Tolentino
Jenna Ushkowitz in Rebecca Taylor
~Some of those who weren’t good enough for the Globes attended the Art and Elysium event.
Anna Kendricks at the Art & Elysium Gala. Can’t stand her, but love the dress
Rashida Jones at the event. I want to love it; the leather jacket is a nice play on the outfit, but no.
Kristen Bauer of “True Blood”
Amber Heard of “Never Back Down”.
*She recently came out. Here she is with her lovely girlfriend Tasya
Busy Phillips
Rachel Griffiths looking like the Statue of Liberty’s wild child cousin
My dear Eva Mendes. She looks like Frida Kahlo! The dress I like, but the hair is terrible.
Camilla Belle and her love of feathers need to stop
Brittany Snow looking incredible. I love the goddess look.
Devo!
Kirstin Dunst
*I should hate this, but amazingly I don’t.
~I leave you with
Tom presenting at the Golden Globes in 2002
The winners aren't so much important, but the
Loved
Sandra Bullock in Jenny Packham
*I love it. It’s a chic, lazy, messy look.
Almost makes Ryan wants to get back with her.
She should want to get back with him. He’s so smashing.
Olivia Wilde in Marchesa
*I think she was the best dressed overall. The chocolate and gold colors are wonderful.
Not sure of the gold heels…
Shaun Robinson
Michelle Williams in Valentino
*This almost went on the ‘hated’ list but she pulls it off. And I’m loving the pixie cut more and more.
I didn’t love the dress at the Critics Choice Awards though. Too long.
Kelly Osbourne in Zac Posen
*She and her stylist has superb taste. She never fails IMO.
Helena Bonham Carter
*Strictly for her daringness. Mismatched shoes? I gotta give it up to her.
Jake doesn’t get it, but I do, Helena
Leighton Meester in Burberry Prorsum
Leighton at the Art & Elysium Gala
Jennifer Lopez in Zuhair Murad
Piper Perabo
Hailee Steinfeild in Prabal Gurung. I think it’s age appropriate. Classy, but doesn’t make her look too older.
Claire Danes.
*Simple and classic.
Geoffrey Rush. The hat is a nice touch.
Heidi Klum
*On anyone else they’d look like Mrs. Roper from “Three’s Company” but Heidi looks stylishly retro.
See, even Guy Pearce approves
Emma Stone in Calvin Klein
*She looks sensational, like some 50’s starlet. “Easy A” deservedly won a Critics Choice Award for Best Comedy.
Julia Stiles
I liked her look at the Art & Elysium event too
Christina Hendricks killing them dead in Romona Keveza
Eva Longoria in Zac Posen
*I thought it a bit too basic, but I love the belt and that cinched it ::rimshot:: for me.
Hated
Tilda Swinton
*She will top every “Worst Dress” there is.
Matthew Bomer
*Looks too starched and uncomfortable.
Same for BAG
*Megan is in Georgio Armani Prive
Catherine Zeta Jones
*Why is she wearing a terrycloth bathrobe??
Mila Kunis in Vera Wang
Helen Mirren
*Too matronly.
Julie Bowen
*I hate ruffles, but I really hate a lot of ruffles.
Hope Davis
*Bland.
*Julianne Moore’s dress at the premiere of “The Kids Are Alright” was a mess, but at least it’s unique. Hope’s is too plain.
Tina Fey and Jon Hamm. Busted in blue. Not a good look on either. She looks like a madame and he looks like he should singing in a lounge in Vegas.
Halle Berry in Nina Ricci
*She gets points for daring, but I don’t like the plain overlay with the mini.
Julianne Moore
*Wrinkled mess.
January Jones in Versace
*Dammit, what’s wrong with her. It’s an old Versace style and not in a good vintage or retro way, but old-fashioned and very dated.
Right, Nicole?
Elizabeth Moss
*She’s joining January in the poorly dressed women of “Mad Men” category
Gabourey Sibide
*That print is uncalled for.
Jennifer Lawrence from “Winter’s Bone” in Louis Vuitton
The Rest
Sofia Vergara
*I wish it was another color, but I love the design of it.
Sarah Hyland also of “Modern Family”
Winner, Jim Parsons
*Very dapper.
Kaley Cucuo
Kyra Sedgwick and Kevin Bacon
Julianna Margulies
Joseph Gordon Levitt
*Joe’s wearing a HitRecord button-the project he and his brother set up. Joe introduced “Inception” for it’s nomination reel. He was so enthusiastic. It was SNL all over again.
Jane Krakowski showing up pregnant Natalie Portman
Natalie Portman in Viktor and Rolf
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Jane Fonda
*The dress looked better on the awards.
LL Cool J and his wife. They both always dress the same. I just wish the shape of her dress was different because I love the color combo.
Jimmy Jean Louis
Miss Golden Globes, Gia Mategna
Anne Hathaway in Giorgio Armani Privé
*I hate the overload of sequins or whatever the material is.
Mandy Moore in Monique Lhuillier
Mark Wahlberg and his wife
*I hope she’s not pregnant again. He is trying to live up to that stereotype about Catholics.
Mark Ruffalo and wife.
*Forget him. I want to know what she’s wearing.
Robert Downey Jr. in Prada
He wasn’t laughing when Ricky Gervais “joked” about his drug abuse
Garrett Hedlund
Is Jeremy Renner in prison? What’s up with the pose?
James Franco getting a blowjob from an invisible person?
Rupert Murdoch and his wife
*I’m sure she’s with him for love and not for his fortune.
Andrew Garfield in Emperio Armani
I’d ship them.
Johnny Depp in Ralph Lauren Black Label
*It looks that he kept the jewelry to a minimum. He’s probably only wearing 12 bracelets.
Desmond Harrington of “Dexter” looking like he’s going to stab someone in the restroom.
The men of “Dexter”
Trent Reznor looking like Garry Shandling and Atticus Finch
Christian Bale and his wife
and their look-a-like hair.
Justin Beiber out past his bedtime
Oh, I see. You’re youthful so you’re wearing trainers to show how much of a young rebel you are. You’re so ingenious.
Blair Underwood and wife. I love the grey. Nice departure.
Robert “Caveman” Pattinson in Gucci
Angie in Versace and Brad Pitt in Tom Ford
Christina Aguilera
*She’s taking cues from Mariah Carey and thinks she can wear whatever she wants despite her body type is in Zuhair Murad
Vanessa Williams
Zachary Levi
*I love the vest.
Chris Hemstead in Armani
*Check out James T. Kirk’s daddy in the theatrical trailer for “Thor”.
Click to viewNicole Kidman and Karl Urban both in Prada
Scott Caan
*I prefer his look at the Art & Elysium event.
Jesse Tyler Ferguson with his colorful tie
Chris Noth and wife. Is she wearing a leather bodice?
Colin Firth and wife
Scarlett Johannson in Elie Saab
Armie Hammer and wife
Alex Pettyfer in Armani
Ryan Kwanten in Hugo Boss
*Love the splash of color.
Zac Efron open your fucking eyes!
Diane Warren in an outfit as awful as that song she wrote for Cher in “Burlesque”.
The Glee gang
Harry Shum Jr. who I think was the best dressed male. Very unconventional but it worked to break the blandness of the basic tuxes the men wore.
Dianna Agron in J. Mendel
*Too bland. She needs something to break up the monotony because her hair, skin and dress all blends together.
Matt “Wonderbread” Morrison
Milhouse Van Houten Kevin McHale
Chris Colfer
Chord “dawnybee still can’t believe it’s my real name” Overstreet
Darren Criss
Dot Jones in Simon Spurr
*Too business casual. I do dig the gold chain though.
Dot and Mark Sailling
Jane Lynch
*Too much damn material.
They say this is Jayma Mays, but she looks so different.
*She looks like the maid in “Rocky Horror Picture Show”.
Jessily Gilsig
*Best dressed “Glee” female. The lavender accents makes the dress pop.
Lea Michele in Oscar DeLa Renta
Amber Riley in Oliver Tolentino
Jenna Ushkowitz in Rebecca Taylor
~Some of those who weren’t good enough for the Globes attended the Art and Elysium event.
Anna Kendricks at the Art & Elysium Gala. Can’t stand her, but love the dress
Rashida Jones at the event. I want to love it; the leather jacket is a nice play on the outfit, but no.
Kristen Bauer of “True Blood”
Amber Heard of “Never Back Down”.
*She recently came out. Here she is with her lovely girlfriend Tasya
Busy Phillips
Rachel Griffiths looking like the Statue of Liberty’s wild child cousin
My dear Eva Mendes. She looks like Frida Kahlo! The dress I like, but the hair is terrible.
Camilla Belle and her love of feathers need to stop
Brittany Snow looking incredible. I love the goddess look.
Devo!
Kirstin Dunst
*I should hate this, but amazingly I don’t.
~I leave you with
Tom presenting at the Golden Globes in 2002