Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story
Adam Rex
Doug isn't sparkly. He isn't sexy. He is just an average teenage guy, maybe a little bit on the pudgy side, who accidentally got turned into a vampire. All he wants is to find some nice goth girl who will let him drink enough of her blood to keep him going, and maybe be his girlfriend, too. But Doug is not smooth, and hasn't really figured out how to use his new found vampire powers effectively. His best friend is willing to lend a hand as best he can, but is only slightly more socially competent. Then a new girl comes to school...a lovely exchange student from India. Doug is smitten...and thirsty. Can he win her over? Or is he just too much of a jerk?
Fat Vampire is one of the funniest books I've read in quite some time. It takes all those teen supernatural romances and turns them upside down. Great for vampire haters, or fans. Best for high school students or adults.