Life Sucks
Life Sucks
Jessica Abel
So many people have romantic notions of vampires, imagining that their lives must be ones of dark glamor and sophistication. But what if that just isn't true? What if instead, vampires have come to the new world to live the American dream, creating slaves to work awful jobs that no one else wants? Unfortunate Dave becomes one of the living dead when he applies for a night job at a convenience store. Now he is stuck selling beer and cigarettes to the living, and fermented blood and clot jerk to fellow vampires. Not wanting to kill anyone, his expired plasma diet leaves him weak and powerless. How can he ever hope to get out of this dead end job and win the heart of the cute goth girl he has a crush on?
Due to violence and some adult themes this title is best suited to older teens and young adults, but most vampire fans will find it to be a fun contemporary twist on the old stories.