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oooh oooh... yakdog called me today and let me know that my contest write up of the rules for the Miss Fantasm Pageant is up. I am all excited and went to go through online catalogs to see what sashes i want printed up (or make myself) and what crowns and tiaras would best describe Miss Fantasm 2002. I want everything to go smoothly.
There are so many crowns to look at - and most of them are HUGE. I dunno if i want the Miss Fantasm to be able to receive foreign radio stations when she dons this thing. But then again, it just screams "LOOK AT ME AND KNEEL BEFORE ME" it just seems like the right thing to get. Heck, i think i might get one for myself to wear. I can wear it around the house when vacuuming naked - won't that be a kick?
Then I got all sash happy and thought "Why not give out more than one sash and not for this contest?"
I have come up with these snazzy titles for people i see roaming the halls at the con that deserve some sort of recognition (and then when I wake up the next day - i will remember how I met them):
Miss Drag Queen Fantasm 2003
Miss Plowed 2003
Mr. Plowed 2003
Too Weird 2003
Mr. Nekkid 2003
Miss Nekkid 2003
I Have a Nice Ass 2003
Mr. Hospitality 2003
Miss Hospitality 2003
Everyone's Girlfriend 2003
Everyone's Boyfriend 2003
What Was I thinking? 2003
Arrrgghhhh 2003
and then i wanted to make ten of these:
Property of Dawn Marie 2003
Did i leave anyone out? I am thinking these would offend most people - but wasn't that the point?
There are so many crowns to look at - and most of them are HUGE. I dunno if i want the Miss Fantasm to be able to receive foreign radio stations when she dons this thing. But then again, it just screams "LOOK AT ME AND KNEEL BEFORE ME" it just seems like the right thing to get. Heck, i think i might get one for myself to wear. I can wear it around the house when vacuuming naked - won't that be a kick?
Then I got all sash happy and thought "Why not give out more than one sash and not for this contest?"
I have come up with these snazzy titles for people i see roaming the halls at the con that deserve some sort of recognition (and then when I wake up the next day - i will remember how I met them):
Miss Drag Queen Fantasm 2003
Miss Plowed 2003
Mr. Plowed 2003
Too Weird 2003
Mr. Nekkid 2003
Miss Nekkid 2003
I Have a Nice Ass 2003
Mr. Hospitality 2003
Miss Hospitality 2003
Everyone's Girlfriend 2003
Everyone's Boyfriend 2003
What Was I thinking? 2003
Arrrgghhhh 2003
and then i wanted to make ten of these:
Property of Dawn Marie 2003
Did i leave anyone out? I am thinking these would offend most people - but wasn't that the point?