I Will Try, I Will Try, Wipe The Tears From My Eyes...

[dawn_xx]

Your full name: Alexandra Michelle Lane (don't stalk me, internets!)
Age: 15

Height: 5'8" (and a half)

Natural hair colour: I seriously have no idea. Possibly really light brown.

Eye colour: Blue

Number of siblings: 4 and a brother-in-law

Glasses/contacts?: Both

Piercings: Two in each ear, although they will close up painfully and without

Comments

[catcherguy42]

I bet I could hold my drinks, but I don't drink.
I can get one side of my huge 4x4 rubiks cube :D
I beleive they are called freedom fries!!!
You like ze pop-rock! and gold digger which alex hates!:O
"Whens the last time you did something sexual with the opposite sex?: This quiz makes me want to rip someone's face off and then eat it." Thats KIIIINKY!

[dawn_xx]

LOL... ew. But heehee.

[catcherguy42]

That would hurt. It wouldn't even be sexual. Did you know a chimpanze did that do a zoo keeper and that guy is dead now and the monkey is in trouble.

[pirate_lover_7]

how is the monkey in trouble? monkey prison?

[dawn_xx]

Monkey Azkaban!

[catcherguy42]

I don't know, maybe he got put in solitary? I don't know. But wouldn't you be pissed off If a monkey ate the face of someone that worked for you?

[dawn_xx]

I'd vomit. And then cry.

[catcherguy42]

ok What would you do to the monkey in question?

[dawn_xx]

Fuck it's shit up, probably.

[catcherguy42]

Well, I don't think monkeys care for their shit much, they do throw it at one another afterall. But if by fuck up its shit you mean give it X-Lax or Chocolax or something that'd work. infact I'm going to the drugstore, then the zoo.

[dawn_xx]

No, like kill it.

[catcherguy42]

so it would have been more apt to say you'd bust a cap in its ass.

[dawn_xx]

Yes, you could certainly say that.

[catcherguy42]

Would you do it yourself or would you put a hit out on that damn dirty ape? oh and did you notice how skinny this comment thread is getting! its sooo cool! lets keep it going.

[dawn_xx]

As a zookeeper, wouldn't you have a gun or something? If not, I'd hire someone cool like Louise Lombard to kill that bastard monkey.

[catcherguy42]

Well, it would probably be a blow dart with tranquilizer in it. So you could shoot him with that, then take him out to the middle of a lake in the winter and fuck him up and dump the body in the lake. Thats sorta wat they did in Four Brothers, only they didn't blow dart him.