They Paved Paradise, And Put Up A Parking Lot...
Ohhh, you guys. I truly hope you had the happiest Christmasses. You all deserve it.
What I Got (Because Come On, You All Secretly Want To Know):
-pink iPod mini. I'm desperately in love with it and it's very sad. But I don't care. It's so seductive and metallic.
-diiiigital camera! I'm such a picture-taking junkie. You'll never see me again without this. I adore it, too. I have some awesome Christmas pics already, and I can't wait to upload them. They are great and greatly funny. [BONUS!]
-Does anything else really matter? Oh, fine. Pink fuzzy housecoat and pink fuzzy socks! So soft and warm and inviting and I want a nap when I look at them. In a good way.
-Steph, the DIY queen, made me arm warmers which I am currently wearing. They kick so much ass. I'm all Michael Jackson, except minus the molesting and fake face. She also made me this pretty bracelet. She might make me a hairband too. Last night we were watching CSI and she was knitting; it was hilarious. She made Glenn and Dad beer cozies, and James got a manly scarf. Yes, she's 27. Yes, we're all this cool. I couldn't make it up if I tried.
-Kenzie got me a book. I got Kenzie nothing. The circle of life continues. I know I'm a brat, I didn't know she was getting me anything. Plus she's so rich. And I'm sooo not. So shut up while I feel kinda bad.
-Well, I got an orange in my stocking. I put it back in the orange bowl. My parents are both secretive AND classy!
-I just sniffed my arm warmers and they smell like pine. It's so magical!
-I got TWIST. How hilarious is that? SOO hilarious. I only laughed a little. I haven't read that magazine since I was 12. Naturally, Kenzie got ElleGirl. I'm thinking they mixed up our magazines. She reads crap like Twist. It's not even junkie tabloids, y'all, it's just colourful crap. We'll be trading vair soon.
-All the kids got electric toothbrushes. Kenzie already tried hers and she said it tells you when to stp brushing and she's mildly afraid of it. Now I am, too. WTF? I'll stop brushing when I damn want to!
-I got a wallet from Guess from my aunt and uncle, I'm so happy. I just wish it were pink. But not-beggars can't be not-choosers after all, and I love Guess, and I needed a wallet because I got lip gloss all over my old one by mistake and it's still sticky. And I'm a bit sad since it was pink and leather, or possibly pleather. Oh well.
-Deoderant. Thanks, Santa!
-Gift certificates to the movies. Mmmm. Movies.
-Terry's Chocolate Orange, which I am about to obliterate. I hope I get rasberry next year. I like it better. But chocolate is chocolate and I must sound like such a bitch in this entry.
-My traditional gift of PJs fit terribly. I swear my mom has Alzheimer's, or thinks I am MUCH fatter than I actually am. Which makes me really depressed. The tank top was too tight (I am not THAT slutty, mom. Jesus Christ, it's sleepwear) and the bottoms were made for an overweight middle-aged man, apparently a few inches shorter than I. But mom says we can return them and get new ones. Phew.
I love Christmas. Overall, I was the first person awake but I just lay in bed and thought. Then Kenzie and James barged in as I was drifting off because they "thought I would have wanted them to". I was so close to breaking their jaws, you don't even know. I swore at them heartily and called them mean things and I don't regret it because I have my period and I was TIRED, damn it! A girl is entitled to guiltless yelling at times like those.
This morning Glenn came up behind me while we were playing a gamecube game Jamesy got (no 360, Dad donated it to CHEO. Insert terribly mean but secretly funny sick kid joke here) and I jumped and he went, "Oh man, that could have been AWKWARD, I thought you were Christine."
I can't wait to hear from y'all and I hope you had THE most spectacular Christmasses!!!
<3