Dec 16, 2008 00:00
You guys. You guys, listen. [Sora grabs his Sphere, holding it close. He wobbles a little to the side] HEY. YOU GUYS.
I love you. All of you.
Even Axel.
YOU HEAR ME? I LOVE YOU GUYS.
[thank Rangiku. She spiked his hot cocoa---all four cups---so now our intrepid hero is preeeeeeetty tipsy]
thanks ran,
sora drunk posts,
full of sparkles and love.,
this is my drunkface
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SASUKE, LIZARDS HAVE SCALY HEARTS, RIGHT? RIGHT?
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SORA! Sora. Stop yelling and for the sake of any potential god you may or may not believe in don't make me end you-
[ though he frowns, because that came out wrong, and there was that question to answer still. About lizards. Hearts? Or was it scales, and lizards? AND THEN HE HEARS RIKU AKSLJDLASKJDJ ]
Scales -- Lizards -- You're fucking kidding me. Lizards don't have scaly hearts because hearts aren't made of SKIN AND BOTH OF YOU -- SCREW MEDIATING, I WILL END BOTH OF YOU RIGHT NOW IF YOU DON'T STOP YELLING! I'VE GOT... FORKS.
[ has he noticed he started shouting too? not yet. ]
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Ninjas fight with forks?
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....
....forks are for eating.
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Yes, ninjas fight with forks. On very special occasions.
[ so special Sasuke can't ever remember an occasion where he fought with forks. ]
And yes, forks are normally for eating, Riku.
At least you two aren't shouting anymore. [ a painful groan, and he rubs at his head. ]
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[ Sigh. ] You shut up. I won't fork y---
[ he rolls his eyes at Riku's comment, rubbing his forehead. The next is muttered to himself. ]
If I just kick you both outside, it'll solve all my current problems.
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