If you ever think I need humanizing, I will send photos of my house! :D
I just honestly do have better things to do with my time than clean my house. I find it pretty sad when people have hours and hours to wile away all week doing things like mopping and cleaning clean bathrooms. Ironing curtains! What a sad life when that is the best thing to do with one's time! We tidy up when people are coming over, which is frequent enough that the house never gets disgusting. But yes, there is pretty much always dog hair on the floor, the cabinets are almost never wiped, and the bathroom counter is a clutter of my jewelry.
I do keep the kitchen pretty meticulous just because we eat what comes from there.
But the old saying that you can eat off a particular woman's kitchen floor it is so clean? Why would you want to do that? That's an unrealistic standard. I have plates so I don't have to eat off floors. And since I don't eat off floors, so I don't care if they're a little dirty. My feet aren't offended by walking on dirt and dog hair!
When Bobby and I redid the kitchen and bathroom floors, we chose tiles that would hide the dirt best ...
My kitchen is clean now. Except for the floor, of course. (I like to eat!)
But the old saying that you can eat off a particular woman's kitchen floor it is so clean? Why would you want to do that? That's an unrealistic standard. I have plates so I don't have to eat off floors. And since I don't eat off floors, so I don't care if they're a little dirty. My feet aren't offended by walking on dirt and dog hair!
Yes! I also won't buy anything for my house that shows stains or ordinary wear and tear easily.
Entertaining is a great way to keep one's house moderately clean. I entertained a lot when my kids were little and it really, really helped.
The people who lived here before us had a white tile floor and white cabinets in the kitchen. WTF. And they had small children and a dog; I don't believe they were neater than we were.
I would frequently mop the floor (usually before guests came over!), and as soon as I let the dogs back in, there was mud/dirt/leaves on the white floor again. Our back door opens from the kitchen/dining room, and neither the dogs nor the humans in our house use the backyard for just sitting and admiring; we get dirty, and then that dirt was tracked across the white floor. That floor is now brown tile for a reason!
I haven't been able to replace the cabinets yet, but they're on the radar. In addition to be white and showing every little thing, they were some cheap Ikea model that the previous owners put in just to say they put in new cabinets and, eight years later, are now literally falling apart.
In addition to being white and showing every little thing, they were some cheap Ikea model that the previous owners put in just to say they put in new cabinets and, eight years later, are now literally falling apart.
OMG! Know exactly what you mean. Cheap home improvement--installed by people who don't know what they are doing--is a good description of our current apartment. We have already made vast improvements by painting two rooms (even the not-so-old paint jobs were badly done) and installing new flooring in three of them. We chose dark flooring also that will not show any minor flaws and don't show it badly when they are in need of being mopped.
Yes! That is the previous owners. My dad calls them Mack and Myer for Hire. He'll see something and be like, "Oh, that must be left from Mack and Myer for Hire!" There are still some pretty heinous aesthetic things that need doing.
Most disturbing, though, is that there were quite a few straight-up dangerous things about the house, namely festoons of mold in the basement and a radon level that was off the charts. Their kids' playroom was in the basement. And they got caught by the home inspector trying to rig the radon test because they knew they'd be on the hook to fix it before we'd agree to buy the house. When he reran the test, it was three times the limit recommended by the EPA. I guess if you allow your kids into the lung cancer basement, doing the same to strangers isn't going to weigh on your conscience!
I just honestly do have better things to do with my time than clean my house. I find it pretty sad when people have hours and hours to wile away all week doing things like mopping and cleaning clean bathrooms. Ironing curtains! What a sad life when that is the best thing to do with one's time! We tidy up when people are coming over, which is frequent enough that the house never gets disgusting. But yes, there is pretty much always dog hair on the floor, the cabinets are almost never wiped, and the bathroom counter is a clutter of my jewelry.
I do keep the kitchen pretty meticulous just because we eat what comes from there.
But the old saying that you can eat off a particular woman's kitchen floor it is so clean? Why would you want to do that? That's an unrealistic standard. I have plates so I don't have to eat off floors. And since I don't eat off floors, so I don't care if they're a little dirty. My feet aren't offended by walking on dirt and dog hair!
When Bobby and I redid the kitchen and bathroom floors, we chose tiles that would hide the dirt best ...
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But the old saying that you can eat off a particular woman's kitchen floor it is so clean? Why would you want to do that? That's an unrealistic standard. I have plates so I don't have to eat off floors. And since I don't eat off floors, so I don't care if they're a little dirty. My feet aren't offended by walking on dirt and dog hair!
Yes! I also won't buy anything for my house that shows stains or ordinary wear and tear easily.
Entertaining is a great way to keep one's house moderately clean. I entertained a lot when my kids were little and it really, really helped.
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I would frequently mop the floor (usually before guests came over!), and as soon as I let the dogs back in, there was mud/dirt/leaves on the white floor again. Our back door opens from the kitchen/dining room, and neither the dogs nor the humans in our house use the backyard for just sitting and admiring; we get dirty, and then that dirt was tracked across the white floor. That floor is now brown tile for a reason!
I haven't been able to replace the cabinets yet, but they're on the radar. In addition to be white and showing every little thing, they were some cheap Ikea model that the previous owners put in just to say they put in new cabinets and, eight years later, are now literally falling apart.
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OMG! Know exactly what you mean. Cheap home improvement--installed by people who don't know what they are doing--is a good description of our current apartment. We have already made vast improvements by painting two rooms (even the not-so-old paint jobs were badly done) and installing new flooring in three of them. We chose dark flooring also that will not show any minor flaws and don't show it badly when they are in need of being mopped.
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Most disturbing, though, is that there were quite a few straight-up dangerous things about the house, namely festoons of mold in the basement and a radon level that was off the charts. Their kids' playroom was in the basement. And they got caught by the home inspector trying to rig the radon test because they knew they'd be on the hook to fix it before we'd agree to buy the house. When he reran the test, it was three times the limit recommended by the EPA. I guess if you allow your kids into the lung cancer basement, doing the same to strangers isn't going to weigh on your conscience!
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So true!
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