oh boy - - Ohio sucks.
SO, im in Ohio right now...kinda cold. Its about 20 degrees and im in flip-flops! hell ya, man. anywho, its snowing. SUCKS. my week is as followed:
Thursday: Missed flight. hung out with brooke....smoked the remaining pack of cigs. i had. JESUS. it was magnificiant.
Firday: woke up at 3:00 AM to catch my 5:00 flight. SUCKED. watched the sun rise which btw was beautiful. FIRST-CLASS SEATING! hell yes. Sat next to an old man who should be ashamed of himself for being so old and so stupid. id smack myself if i were him. i was like "excuse me" 50 time (no joke) and he still wouldnt move. so i litterally climbed over him to go to the bathroom. he's lucky i didnt pop-a-squat on his face. anywho, got to Ohio, watched my dad fall down in a parking lot. went to the wedding rehersal. saw my cute escort named Brian. went out to eat (rehersal dinner = $1000). all the girl slept at Kristas house...fun stuff. nothing but gossip all night.
Saturday: WEDDING! woke up at 7:00 to get ready for all 18 girls to get hair/make-up done. nice job on hair and make-up..though...it wasnt fantastic. the ladies there were all nice and hot though. Sarah looked stunning. makes me jealous. shes so beautiful. i think she got all the pretty genes..i maybe got 1 or 2. ehh...wedding was great. i was so nervous i had sweat dripping down my arm. haha, so gross...but oh well. my boobs kept falling out also. hah, it was great. at the wedding reception i got drunk. and my aunt (2nd aunt) was like "GET RID OF THAT PUSSY-ASS STRAW AND CHUG IT! BE A WOMAN!" haha, my mom was like "HELL YES!" ahaha, my aunt is great. my left her drink unattended so i drank it. my 3rd vodka and cranberry. and also, after i chugged...my aunt was like "OK- now i have champagne left at the table, come drink that too - - BUT DONT PUKE!" shes so cute. i havent seen her in so long...but shes awesome...officially. wedding rocked. so did the after party.
Sunday: now that everything is over, im bored. and cold. this sucks and i miss tampa already. i need a cig...and some vodka....and some myra. then im good. tampa free- but definatly good. anywhooooooooooooooooo, ill be back on Weds. afternoon and i cant wait..so, technically i only have 2 more days to go! COUNTING DOOWN! i cant wait.
Thursday: Missed flight. hung out with brooke....smoked the remaining pack of cigs. i had. JESUS. it was magnificiant.
Firday: woke up at 3:00 AM to catch my 5:00 flight. SUCKED. watched the sun rise which btw was beautiful. FIRST-CLASS SEATING! hell yes. Sat next to an old man who should be ashamed of himself for being so old and so stupid. id smack myself if i were him. i was like "excuse me" 50 time (no joke) and he still wouldnt move. so i litterally climbed over him to go to the bathroom. he's lucky i didnt pop-a-squat on his face. anywho, got to Ohio, watched my dad fall down in a parking lot. went to the wedding rehersal. saw my cute escort named Brian. went out to eat (rehersal dinner = $1000). all the girl slept at Kristas house...fun stuff. nothing but gossip all night.
Saturday: WEDDING! woke up at 7:00 to get ready for all 18 girls to get hair/make-up done. nice job on hair and make-up..though...it wasnt fantastic. the ladies there were all nice and hot though. Sarah looked stunning. makes me jealous. shes so beautiful. i think she got all the pretty genes..i maybe got 1 or 2. ehh...wedding was great. i was so nervous i had sweat dripping down my arm. haha, so gross...but oh well. my boobs kept falling out also. hah, it was great. at the wedding reception i got drunk. and my aunt (2nd aunt) was like "GET RID OF THAT PUSSY-ASS STRAW AND CHUG IT! BE A WOMAN!" haha, my mom was like "HELL YES!" ahaha, my aunt is great. my left her drink unattended so i drank it. my 3rd vodka and cranberry. and also, after i chugged...my aunt was like "OK- now i have champagne left at the table, come drink that too - - BUT DONT PUKE!" shes so cute. i havent seen her in so long...but shes awesome...officially. wedding rocked. so did the after party.
Sunday: now that everything is over, im bored. and cold. this sucks and i miss tampa already. i need a cig...and some vodka....and some myra. then im good. tampa free- but definatly good. anywhooooooooooooooooo, ill be back on Weds. afternoon and i cant wait..so, technically i only have 2 more days to go! COUNTING DOOWN! i cant wait.