Can you say Store Bought?
So I went to dinner last night at a place called the Goucho Grill on Sunset. It's an Argentinian Steak House. Awsome food, thats the first time I've splurged on a dinner in months. Worth it though. Yuuuum. So I'm sitting there all by myself, they gave me a table near the front door. So in walks this little Asian girl with her boyfriend/husband/date/trick... whatever, very pretty. She's all of 5'4" in heels wearing this tight little black low cut number. She must've weighed all of 100 lbs soaking wet, and lemme tell ya, 50 lbs of that was boobs. Now, really. lets look at this a bit closer (lol). I'm not that good at judging which country alot of Asian women come from, I would guess she was Japanese, but I could be wrong. Now historically, Japanese women are either very petite or very large. And again, historically they are very modest in the chest development department. the only reason I'm even going here is because of her attitude. She immediately looked at me like "what the fuck are you looking at". This pisses me off to no end. You go out and spend 20 grand on a pair of beach balls and then have the nerve to get offended when someone looks at you in public. Why don't you put on a fuckin moo-moo or strap those suckers down or something if your gonna get all self concious. Of course the guy she was with couldn't wipe the dumb-ass grin off his face to save his life, but thats normal. I mean, I love a great set of hooties, always have, but this was waaaay outa control. She looked like she stepped right outa a Roger Rabbit cartoon. Ahhhh gotta love this town!!!
On other fronts, the exterminator put down spring traps the size of my foot... and I wear a size 12 shoe. He took one look at the droppings and went "whoa, got some bigguns here". Not a good sign. I put down some large glue traps last night and he said they would just laugh at those while they skipped across them to get the peanut butter. Fuckin great. One of those spring traps is gonna go off at 4 in the morning and give me a friggin heart attack... and I hope someone is gonna come clean up the mess, cuz if something that big gets wacked in my kitchen its gonna leave a splatter pattern bigger than most crime scenes...
On other fronts, the exterminator put down spring traps the size of my foot... and I wear a size 12 shoe. He took one look at the droppings and went "whoa, got some bigguns here". Not a good sign. I put down some large glue traps last night and he said they would just laugh at those while they skipped across them to get the peanut butter. Fuckin great. One of those spring traps is gonna go off at 4 in the morning and give me a friggin heart attack... and I hope someone is gonna come clean up the mess, cuz if something that big gets wacked in my kitchen its gonna leave a splatter pattern bigger than most crime scenes...