nobody reads my LJ... i might as well put this on here cause of snitches on myspace
bury the kings (10:33:29 PM): OMG COME TO ME AND IM ME RIGHT THIS MUFUCKIN SECOND!!
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blueyedchic142 (10:36:36 PM): what up
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bury the kings (10:37:03 PM): TODAY HAS BEEN ONEO F THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE LMFAO!! SO MUCH RANDOM SPONTANEOUS LUCKY HSIT HAS HAPPENED 2 ME
blueyedchic142 (10:37:14 PM): Like what boo boo
bury the kings (10:37:22 PM): OMG so let me start with school right
bury the kings (10:37:25 PM): so ive been having the mentality lately
bury the kings (10:37:40 PM): that oh like i SUCK at school cuz ive been missin MAD days and im mad far behind in my work and shit
bury the kings (10:37:46 PM): but today right in literature
bury the kings (10:37:48 PM): i did this essay
bury the kings (10:37:52 PM): THE DAY BEFORE IT WAS DUE
bury the kings (10:37:59 PM): and my 1st essay i got like a 70 on it
bury the kings (10:38:12 PM): and she was like "edit it ill give you 10 points to raise it to an 80" so i was like oh w/e
bury the kings (10:38:19 PM): and so i fucking got my 2nd essay back
bury the kings (10:38:22 PM): did it the DAY BEFORE
bury the kings (10:38:27 PM): AND I GET A 90 ON IT
bury the kings (10:38:29 PM): A FUCKING A
blueyedchic142 (10:38:29 PM): Niiiice
bury the kings (10:38:31 PM): LMFAO!!!!!
bury the kings (10:38:45 PM): LIKE HOW THE FUCK AM I SO BURNT OUT AND GET A 90 ON A PAPER I DO THE DAY B4
bury the kings (10:38:54 PM): she wrote comments like "exceptional cnotent well written paper"
bury the kings (10:38:56 PM): i was like LMFAO OH WORD
blueyedchic142 (10:39:04 PM): HAHHAHA OMG YAY THATS THE SHIT YO
bury the kings (10:39:13 PM): yea and in mty computers class
bury the kings (10:39:15 PM): we did this test
bury the kings (10:39:20 PM): that EVERYBODY fucked up on and failed
bury the kings (10:39:25 PM): or like most people did anyway
bury the kings (10:39:36 PM): and so i getm y test back and get a 72 FUCKING C MINUS
blueyedchic142 (10:39:40 PM): lmao
bury the kings (10:39:53 PM): and i was like holy shit i passsed!! and people were like WHY IS STEVE DOING SO MUCH BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE WHEN HE SMOKES SO MUCH WEED
bury the kings (10:39:56 PM): L.M.F.A.O.
blueyedchic142 (10:40:07 PM): hahahah bc it clears ur mind
blueyedchic142 (10:40:08 PM): for real
bury the kings (10:40:11 PM): hell yeah!!
bury the kings (10:40:16 PM): like EVERY DAY
bury the kings (10:40:17 PM): OR ALMOST
bury the kings (10:40:19 PM): I BLAZE
bury the kings (10:40:23 PM): amnd i get good grades!!
bury the kings (10:40:27 PM): its like JESUS IS ON MY SIDE
bury the kings (10:40:29 PM): YES
blueyedchic142 (10:40:32 PM): LMAO
blueyedchic142 (10:40:44 PM): give me a blog idea
bury the kings (10:41:19 PM): uhhh lmao 2 shot out
bury the kings (10:41:22 PM): cant think
blueyedchic142 (10:41:27 PM): poophead
bury the kings (10:41:36 PM): IM 2 HIGH LMFAO WHICH IS Y IM SHOT OUT
blueyedchic142 (10:41:46 PM): i cant wait to blaze wit u
blueyedchic142 (10:41:46 PM): !
bury the kings (10:42:03 PM): THIS FUCKING CUNT IS TRYNA ADD ME ON MYSPACE AND SHES A FUCKING TOTAL SLUT
bury the kings (10:42:10 PM): DO I ACCEPT HER?! UGH I DONT WANNA BE RUDE THO
blueyedchic142 (10:42:15 PM): it doesnt hurt
blueyedchic142 (10:42:18 PM): its myspace
blueyedchic142 (10:42:28 PM): u can never have TOO many friends
bury the kings (10:42:32 PM): true like if she cared she would probably try to accept me again
bury the kings (10:42:39 PM): luike i only met her like twice at a coupoe parties
bury the kings (10:42:40 PM): thats it
blueyedchic142 (10:42:50 PM): add her
blueyedchic142 (10:42:52 PM): its whateverr
bury the kings (10:42:58 PM): LMFAO I JUST DENIED HER TOO LATE
bury the kings (10:42:59 PM): LMAO!!
blueyedchic142 (10:43:05 PM): LMAO
bury the kings (10:43:10 PM): FUCK HER ANYWAY SHES A SLUT
blueyedchic142 (10:43:15 PM): true true
bury the kings (10:43:25 PM): she apparently like has a boyfriend? i think? like people told me they broke up but they still hold hands and kiss so im like UHH
blueyedchic142 (10:43:32 PM): lol
bury the kings (10:43:42 PM): and like she sleeps arfound with other people!! WHEN SHE'S FUCKING KISSIN HIM
bury the kings (10:43:44 PM): TRAMP
bury the kings (10:43:45 PM): LMAO
blueyedchic142 (10:43:48 PM): hahaha
bury the kings (10:44:10 PM): like thats TERRIBEL rite?! and shes like onnly fucking 15 like i dont talk 2 little 15 year olds, ILLEGAL SHIT
blueyedchic142 (10:44:30 PM): LMAO oh that changes things i did not know she was jail bait
bury the kings (10:44:32 PM): wait brb BAD AZZ COOTTONMOUTH
blueyedchic142 (10:44:36 PM): hahaha
bury the kings (10:45:10 PM): yo i LUH my nickname
bury the kings (10:45:13 PM): kottonmouth kignsbury
bury the kings (10:45:14 PM): LMDFAO
blueyedchic142 (10:45:26 PM): its the shiitt
blueyedchic142 (10:47:13 PM): ok need some advice
bury the kings (10:47:22 PM): iight h/o like lemme tel u somethin mad funny first lmaoo
blueyedchic142 (10:47:26 PM): ok
bury the kings (10:47:35 PM): like i was talkin to my bnff crhs
blueyedchic142 (10:47:41 PM): who
bury the kings (10:47:46 PM): (bff chris*
bury the kings (10:47:48 PM): sorry hahah
blueyedchic142 (10:47:49 PM): oh ok
bury the kings (10:47:55 PM): lmao i cant type 4 shit, my bad
blueyedchic142 (10:47:58 PM): ahah
bury the kings (10:48:25 PM): iight so like i was talkin 2 him rite and i was like "my mom mite kick me outta the house" cuiz she was PISSED that im getting mad tickets from cops and shit
bury the kings (10:48:44 PM): and he was like "aww well if u get kicked out u coujld live with me"
bury the kings (10:49:06 PM): and i was like "tat could be legal adfoption shit, ur parents could adopt me and i could become stephen dix" cuz his last name's dix rite
bury the kings (10:49:39 PM): and i was like NAW THATS DAY I CANT BE KOTTONMOUTH DIX CUZ IT SOUNDS LIKE I GOT A DRY MOUTH GIVING HEAD, SOUNDS ILKE A PORNO NAME
bury the kings (10:49:41 PM): LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
bury the kings (10:49:45 PM): *GAY
blueyedchic142 (10:49:51 PM): hahahaha
bury the kings (10:50:04 PM): like cotton in the mouth on the dix
bury the kings (10:50:05 PM): GROSS
bury the kings (10:50:13 PM): and he told me
bury the kings (10:50:23 PM): that apparently his lil bro's name is richard
bury the kings (10:50:31 PM): and his dad's name is elwood (or his grandpa idk)
bury the kings (10:50:34 PM): idr*
bury the kings (10:50:36 PM): oops
bury the kings (10:50:47 PM): and so like his lil bro's name for short is dick, dick dix
bury the kings (10:50:56 PM): and elwood 4 short is woody, woody dix
bury the kings (10:50:58 PM): L.M.A.O.
blueyedchic142 (10:51:03 PM): LMAO
bury the kings (10:51:17 PM): and its like uhh at least chris dix sounds normal
bury the kings (10:51:18 PM): lol!!
blueyedchic142 (10:51:21 PM): lolol
bury the kings (10:51:34 PM): LMAO AND ANOTHER WHACK THING
bury the kings (10:51:40 PM): is i had to meet my bff julia's dad today
bury the kings (10:51:42 PM): and his dad
bury the kings (10:51:45 PM): is fucking PSYCHO
bury the kings (10:52:01 PM): on some real shit he's been like to mental hospitals and shit cuz he has severe mood swings, he's suicidal, etc
blueyedchic142 (10:52:21 PM): mmm crazzyyy
bury the kings (10:52:22 PM): and so like i pull up to meet him and he comes out walking with julia and im like OH FUICK I HAVE 2 TALK 2 HIM?!
blueyedchic142 (10:52:28 PM): LMAO
bury the kings (10:55:45 PM): and so like he comes out and my friend kira next to me is like "pretend ur my boyfriend" so i say 2 him "hi my name's chris" and chris is the name of kira's bf, but not chris dix my bff it's a diff chris, so he says back "hey chris, watch out with kira here, she's a tricky one" so im thinking im my head UGH SICK KIRA'S 16 IM NOT DATING NO JAILBAIT and he just goes back inside and i stare at julia like OMG HOW FUCKING AWKWARD
bury the kings (10:55:47 PM): LMFAO!!!
blueyedchic142 (10:56:18 PM): lmfao!!!
bury the kings (10:56:40 PM): cuz like julia told her dad oh yeah im giong out with kira and her bf chris so i HAD to introduce myself as chris to him
blueyedchic142 (10:56:48 PM): HHAAH
bury the kings (10:56:58 PM): rite!! lmao i sweaf we're so slick
blueyedchic142 (10:57:08 PM): were u high yet lol
bury the kings (10:57:31 PM): no not even lmao that was like WAY b4 we blazed
blueyedchic142 (10:57:41 PM): well thats good at least lol
bury the kings (10:57:56 PM): OH LIKE AFTER WE BLAZED RITE LMFAO LEMME TELL U SOMETHIN HILARIOUS
blueyedchic142 (10:58:04 PM): ok
bury the kings (10:59:53 PM): iight so everybody was smokin a cig edxcept 4 me rite
bury the kings (11:00:03 PM): so like my friend chris has his arm up and his cig in his hand
bury the kings (11:00:05 PM): and i lean back
bury the kings (11:00:11 PM): AND PART OFM Y HAIR CATCHES FIRE
bury the kings (11:00:13 PM): LMFAO!!!!!!
blueyedchic142 (11:00:15 PM): omg hahahahha
bury the kings (11:00:29 PM): AND SO CHRIS LIKE FUCKING GRABS MY HEAD AND IS LIKE HOLY SHIT AND FUCKING SLAPS MY HEAD SO HARD TO PUT OUT THE FIRE
bury the kings (11:00:31 PM): LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
blueyedchic142 (11:00:37 PM): hahahah
bury the kings (11:01:05 PM): and like thank GOD i dont have a bald spot, burned off hair etc, cuz my hair just smells like i straightened my hair or some shit, it doesnt smell bad at ALL
blueyedchic142 (11:01:16 PM): well u got lucky lol
bury the kings (11:01:46 PM): yeah lol apparently i guess my hair's mad flammable cuz when chicks straighten my hair it like steams and shit
blueyedchic142 (11:01:56 PM): nah it steams for met oo
blueyedchic142 (11:02:00 PM): me too*
bury the kings (11:02:14 PM): thats weird then cuz i just thought umm guess theres somethin in my hair thats making it steam
bury the kings (11:02:24 PM): cuz i didnt kno if it did it 4 other people or not
bury the kings (11:02:27 PM): cuz my friend lauren told me
bury the kings (11:02:34 PM): y is ur hair steaming, it doesnt do that 4 me
bury the kings (11:02:40 PM): and i was like wtf is my hair fucked up"?
blueyedchic142 (11:02:51 PM): lol
blueyedchic142 (11:03:03 PM): was ur hair wet?
bury the kings (11:03:27 PM): naw
bury the kings (11:04:02 PM): and like we blaze right and im MESSED UP
bury the kings (11:04:12 PM): and so like chris hits this chick up right
bury the kings (11:04:39 PM): wait did i tell u about the 22 year old chick? i did right?
bury the kings (11:04:43 PM): lmao cant remmber 2 burnt out
blueyedchic142 (11:04:43 PM): nah
bury the kings (11:04:54 PM): oh wait i didnt? oh hmm i 4got who i said it 2 then hah
blueyedchic142 (11:05:10 PM): tell meee
bury the kings (11:05:23 PM): theres this chick i met 2day
bury the kings (11:05:33 PM): and i thought like umm idk about her she seems kinda weird
bury the kings (11:05:41 PM): but when i got 2 know about her life i was like WHOA KICKASS
blueyedchic142 (11:05:53 PM): yea
bury the kings (11:06:38 PM): cuz like apparently she told me that she worked at a comedy stop and DAVE CHAPPELLE PERFORMED THERE so like they met each other and HUNG OUT and he took her on dates and shit, and she BLAZED and fucking chilled with him and shit, like they didnt hook up or anything but still to chill with HIM thats fucking AMAZING
blueyedchic142 (11:06:58 PM): yea thats awesome
bury the kings (11:07:13 PM): like chappelles show AND U BLAZE AND GET TAKEN OUT ON DATES WITH HIM
bury the kings (11:07:20 PM): itsl ike how many bitches u kno would be jealous of that
blueyedchic142 (11:07:25 PM): me!
bury the kings (11:07:41 PM): HELL YEA RITE LIKE SHIT I WOULD BLAZE AND FUCK EM IF I HAD THE OPPORTUNITY
bury the kings (11:07:42 PM): LMAO
blueyedchic142 (11:07:50 PM): true true
bury the kings (11:08:00 PM): thats like the chappelles show episode
bury the kings (11:08:05 PM): when its like "WRAP IT UP"
bury the kings (11:08:11 PM): and he's fucking the chick and shes like WRAP IT UP
bury the kings (11:08:12 PM): LMAO!!
blueyedchic142 (11:08:20 PM): LMAO
blueyedchic142 (11:08:40 PM): yo the show will and grace is soo funny
bury the kings (11:08:49 PM): PEOPLE TELL ME THEY REMIND ME OF WILL
bury the kings (11:08:58 PM): LIKE NIGGAS FROM YM SUMMER SCHOOL CLASS ADFTER MY SENIOR YEAR RITE
bury the kings (11:09:09 PM): they were like "yo nigga u remind me of will from will and grace"
bury the kings (11:09:11 PM): LMAO!!!!
blueyedchic142 (11:09:24 PM): lmao that show is sooo funny like i die laughin watchin it
blueyedchic142 (11:09:26 PM): im watchin it now
bury the kings (11:09:48 PM): and so like another lukcy thing
bury the kings (11:09:53 PM): is like we blazed b4 rite
bury the kings (11:09:56 PM): and so i go 2 mcdonalds
bury the kings (11:10:13 PM): and every1's like oh just get shit off the dollar menu
bury the kings (11:10:18 PM): cuz i dont work anymore so i dont have $$$ AT ALL
bury the kings (11:10:26 PM): but i had like a lil bit left in my account still
bury the kings (11:10:35 PM): so i went 2 get the food put my debit card through
bury the kings (11:10:41 PM): IT WAS DENIED DIDNT HAVE ENOUGH ON IT
blueyedchic142 (11:10:44 PM): LMAO
bury the kings (11:10:45 PM): BUT
bury the kings (11:10:50 PM): there was this lady next to me
bury the kings (11:11:13 PM): and i think she was like trying to show the kindness of generosity to her kids or something, to teach them about it and how to be a good person in general, be a good mom in front of them
bury the kings (11:11:16 PM): ya dig me?
blueyedchic142 (11:11:22 PM): omg
blueyedchic142 (11:11:25 PM): ur so lucky
blueyedchic142 (11:11:27 PM): she paid
?
bury the kings (11:11:33 PM): and so like i fucking turn my head towards her
bury the kings (11:11:37 PM): and in her hand is FUCKING 4 DOLLARS
blueyedchic142 (11:11:44 PM): hahaha
bury the kings (11:12:04 PM): and she's like "here take this, u need it more than me" and i was like "OMG THANK U U DIDNT HAVE 2 DO THIS 4 ME!" and she was like "oh dont worry about it etc"
bury the kings (11:12:11 PM): like a total stranger GAVE ME MONEY I WAS SO HAPPY
blueyedchic142 (11:12:23 PM): omg why cant that shit happen to me
bury the kings (11:12:35 PM): ive never felt so happy after that
bury the kings (11:12:45 PM): like she felt sympathy
bury the kings (11:12:49 PM): for someone SHE NEVER MET
bury the kings (11:12:54 PM): thats a BIG thing
bury the kings (11:13:10 PM): like that takes mad balls to give up ur money to someone YOU DONT EVEN KNOW
blueyedchic142 (11:13:52 PM): true true
blueyedchic142 (11:14:51 PM): i need a man
blueyedchic142 (11:15:00 PM): im a bad single person
bury the kings (11:15:24 PM): it does get annoying
bury the kings (11:15:27 PM): like in groups right
blueyedchic142 (11:15:37 PM): yes when everyone else is couples
blueyedchic142 (11:15:47 PM): and then they like give u that look like aww ur by urself
bury the kings (11:15:49 PM): i always feel like im the 3rd wheel, it sucks SO bad, and like its so fucking awkward yeah exactly boo u know what im sayin!!
blueyedchic142 (11:16:17 PM): or when u witness like someone being stupid in a realtionship..i wanna smack the shit out of them
bury the kings (11:17:40 PM): YEAH!!
bury the kings (11:17:43 PM): i kno rite!
bury the kings (11:17:52 PM): and the people that get treated liek shit
bury the kings (11:17:58 PM): r like "ohh i love him icant dump him"
bury the kings (11:18:03 PM): and its like BITCH UR DUMB STAND UP 4 URSELF
blueyedchic142 (11:18:08 PM): i know right
blueyedchic142 (11:18:11 PM): people are stupid
bury the kings (11:18:37 PM): OMG AND I ALMOST GOT IN TROUBLE AGAIN LMFAO I WAS SO NERVOUS
bury the kings (11:18:46 PM): IT WAS 2 INCIDENTS RITE BUT ILL START WITH THE ONE THAT HAPPENED EARLIER
blueyedchic142 (11:18:50 PM): ok
bury the kings (11:18:54 PM): i walk in mcdonalds
bury the kings (11:18:57 PM): and i see this lady
bury the kings (11:19:02 PM): not the lady that gave me the $4 hah
bury the kings (11:19:06 PM): but this lady that looks
bury the kings (11:19:13 PM): EXACTLY LIKE MRS LEAHEY MY VICE PRINCIPAL FROM ABSEGAMI
bury the kings (11:20:05 PM): and she's known me since ilke 7th grade thru this kid matt that's been in boy scouts with me (i quit that shit if ur wonderin LMAO IT WAS GAY) and like soph and senior year i ditched class SO MUCH so i was in her office like ALMOST EVERY WEEK SOME MONTHS
bury the kings (11:20:21 PM): so like i walk in FUCKED UP HIGH and im like oh god please dont let her see me!!
blueyedchic142 (11:20:34 PM): did she?
bury the kings (11:21:46 PM): NO THANK GOD LMFAO like frtunately rhere were MAD heads in mcdonalds so i just stood behind this one huge line so she wouldnt see me, i turned and looked nad it WASNT HER THANK GOD, cuz if i was down at the VP office like all the time she HAS to have my home phone # in the school records if i graduated from gami, and if she saw me high she coulda DEF SNITCHED 2 MY PARENTS
bury the kings (11:21:49 PM): OMFG DENIED
blueyedchic142 (11:22:09 PM): lolol
bury the kings (11:22:30 PM): so i was just standing there almost crpaped my pants like PLEASE THATS NOT HER OMFG
blueyedchic142 (11:22:37 PM): llolol
bury the kings (11:23:24 PM): like when i just looked at that lady i was like WORD AINT MRS LEAHEY, HOLLAVILLE NJ O8205\
blueyedchic142 (11:23:33 PM): hahaha
bury the kings (11:23:45 PM): AND DRIVING HOME
bury the kings (11:23:46 PM): OH
bury the kings (11:23:47 PM): MY
bury the kings (11:23:47 PM): GOD
bury the kings (11:23:50 PM): I ALMOST GOT HIT!!
blueyedchic142 (11:23:57 PM): omg really
bury the kings (11:24:02 PM): YES HOLY SHIT
bury the kings (11:24:05 PM): cuz theres this place right
bury the kings (11:24:22 PM): called oyster creek and its like this BIG long road and if u go down enough its like on the bay and u can see atlantic city and shit
bury the kings (11:24:30 PM): its SO nice down there like ive bnlazed on paths back there
blueyedchic142 (11:24:36 PM): lol
bury the kings (11:25:00 PM): and so like im drivni down there but im like oh shit what if cops back there i gotta duck out
bury the kings (11:25:09 PM): and so i dip rite everythings good
bury the kings (11:25:27 PM): and so i drive down this one spot called scotts landing which u can see a bangin view of atlantic city 2
bury the kings (11:25:53 PM): i go down the dirt road and a COP COMES DOWN COMING MY DIRECTION (its a one way street) and he hits his siren and he acts me WHY R U COMING DOWN HERE
bury the kings (11:25:57 PM): and FLASHES A LIGHT IN MY FACE
bury the kings (11:26:03 PM): so im like FUCK HE SEES MY EYES HE KNOWS IM HIGH
bury the kings (11:26:11 PM): and i say 2 him oh i just wanted 2 go down and see the city
bury the kings (11:26:17 PM): and he ASKS ME MY ADDRESS ETC
bury the kings (11:26:28 PM): so im like FUCK WHAT IF THE COP GOES 2 MY HOUSE AND SNITCHES 2 MY PARENTS FUCK
blueyedchic142 (11:26:41 PM): i know i hate whwen they ask me my address
blueyedchic142 (11:26:47 PM): what happened after that
bury the kings (11:30:38 PM): so like i just acted straight towards him and he was like "lemme see ur license" so he takes it and goes to his car so im like FUCK IM GETTING ANOTHER GODDAMN TICKET but then he was like "ur trespassing but since its no one's personal property im just gonna let you go, im gonna turn around first and leave and u can just leave after me" i was thinking HOW THE FUCK DID THE COP NOT I WAS HIGH I WAS ACTING MAD SHADY 2 HIM AND HE JUST LETS ME GO?
bury the kings (11:30:48 PM): I WAS LIKE LMFAO SHAWTY SNAPPIN WHADDUOP!!
blueyedchic142 (11:31:07 PM): lucky assss
bury the kings (11:31:13 PM): I KNOW I WAS SCARFED 4 MY FUCKING LIFE
bury the kings (11:31:16 PM): I HAVE SO MANY TICKETS
blueyedchic142 (11:31:19 PM): lmao
blueyedchic142 (11:31:30 PM): i love being a girl tho cuz its a lil easier to get outta cop shit
bury the kings (11:31:42 PM): and like scotts ladnign is RIGHT DOWN THE STREET FROM ME
bury the kings (11:31:54 PM): cause leeds point has MAD roads and shit that nobody lives on so its like PERFECT BLAZING SPOTS
blueyedchic142 (11:32:02 PM): lol
bury the kings (11:32:38 PM): and i told him like oh i made a wrong turn and he was like IF U LIVE ON HARLEQUIN DRIVE U KNO SCOTTS LANDING IS HERE so i thought oh fuck he knows im lying, but then he mightve thought oh maybe he's new here or didn't know about it, cuz i didnt know scotts landing was closed at 930ish
blueyedchic142 (11:32:57 PM): ohh
blueyedchic142 (11:33:05 PM): ima go tho boo boo...
blueyedchic142 (11:33:14 PM): u need to pass out soon lol
bury the kings (11:33:16 PM): even though he told me theres a sign that says the hours of scotts landing on it LMAO
bury the kings (11:33:27 PM): i was like oh sorry didnt see it? hahah
blueyedchic142 (11:33:39 PM): haha yea lol im gonna go have a good night boo
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bury the kings (10:37:03 PM): TODAY HAS BEEN ONEO F THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE LMFAO!! SO MUCH RANDOM SPONTANEOUS LUCKY HSIT HAS HAPPENED 2 ME
blueyedchic142 (10:37:14 PM): Like what boo boo
bury the kings (10:37:22 PM): OMG so let me start with school right
bury the kings (10:37:25 PM): so ive been having the mentality lately
bury the kings (10:37:40 PM): that oh like i SUCK at school cuz ive been missin MAD days and im mad far behind in my work and shit
bury the kings (10:37:46 PM): but today right in literature
bury the kings (10:37:48 PM): i did this essay
bury the kings (10:37:52 PM): THE DAY BEFORE IT WAS DUE
bury the kings (10:37:59 PM): and my 1st essay i got like a 70 on it
bury the kings (10:38:12 PM): and she was like "edit it ill give you 10 points to raise it to an 80" so i was like oh w/e
bury the kings (10:38:19 PM): and so i fucking got my 2nd essay back
bury the kings (10:38:22 PM): did it the DAY BEFORE
bury the kings (10:38:27 PM): AND I GET A 90 ON IT
bury the kings (10:38:29 PM): A FUCKING A
blueyedchic142 (10:38:29 PM): Niiiice
bury the kings (10:38:31 PM): LMFAO!!!!!
bury the kings (10:38:45 PM): LIKE HOW THE FUCK AM I SO BURNT OUT AND GET A 90 ON A PAPER I DO THE DAY B4
bury the kings (10:38:54 PM): she wrote comments like "exceptional cnotent well written paper"
bury the kings (10:38:56 PM): i was like LMFAO OH WORD
blueyedchic142 (10:39:04 PM): HAHHAHA OMG YAY THATS THE SHIT YO
bury the kings (10:39:13 PM): yea and in mty computers class
bury the kings (10:39:15 PM): we did this test
bury the kings (10:39:20 PM): that EVERYBODY fucked up on and failed
bury the kings (10:39:25 PM): or like most people did anyway
bury the kings (10:39:36 PM): and so i getm y test back and get a 72 FUCKING C MINUS
blueyedchic142 (10:39:40 PM): lmao
bury the kings (10:39:53 PM): and i was like holy shit i passsed!! and people were like WHY IS STEVE DOING SO MUCH BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE WHEN HE SMOKES SO MUCH WEED
bury the kings (10:39:56 PM): L.M.F.A.O.
blueyedchic142 (10:40:07 PM): hahahah bc it clears ur mind
blueyedchic142 (10:40:08 PM): for real
bury the kings (10:40:11 PM): hell yeah!!
bury the kings (10:40:16 PM): like EVERY DAY
bury the kings (10:40:17 PM): OR ALMOST
bury the kings (10:40:19 PM): I BLAZE
bury the kings (10:40:23 PM): amnd i get good grades!!
bury the kings (10:40:27 PM): its like JESUS IS ON MY SIDE
bury the kings (10:40:29 PM): YES
blueyedchic142 (10:40:32 PM): LMAO
blueyedchic142 (10:40:44 PM): give me a blog idea
bury the kings (10:41:19 PM): uhhh lmao 2 shot out
bury the kings (10:41:22 PM): cant think
blueyedchic142 (10:41:27 PM): poophead
bury the kings (10:41:36 PM): IM 2 HIGH LMFAO WHICH IS Y IM SHOT OUT
blueyedchic142 (10:41:46 PM): i cant wait to blaze wit u
blueyedchic142 (10:41:46 PM): !
bury the kings (10:42:03 PM): THIS FUCKING CUNT IS TRYNA ADD ME ON MYSPACE AND SHES A FUCKING TOTAL SLUT
bury the kings (10:42:10 PM): DO I ACCEPT HER?! UGH I DONT WANNA BE RUDE THO
blueyedchic142 (10:42:15 PM): it doesnt hurt
blueyedchic142 (10:42:18 PM): its myspace
blueyedchic142 (10:42:28 PM): u can never have TOO many friends
bury the kings (10:42:32 PM): true like if she cared she would probably try to accept me again
bury the kings (10:42:39 PM): luike i only met her like twice at a coupoe parties
bury the kings (10:42:40 PM): thats it
blueyedchic142 (10:42:50 PM): add her
blueyedchic142 (10:42:52 PM): its whateverr
bury the kings (10:42:58 PM): LMFAO I JUST DENIED HER TOO LATE
bury the kings (10:42:59 PM): LMAO!!
blueyedchic142 (10:43:05 PM): LMAO
bury the kings (10:43:10 PM): FUCK HER ANYWAY SHES A SLUT
blueyedchic142 (10:43:15 PM): true true
bury the kings (10:43:25 PM): she apparently like has a boyfriend? i think? like people told me they broke up but they still hold hands and kiss so im like UHH
blueyedchic142 (10:43:32 PM): lol
bury the kings (10:43:42 PM): and like she sleeps arfound with other people!! WHEN SHE'S FUCKING KISSIN HIM
bury the kings (10:43:44 PM): TRAMP
bury the kings (10:43:45 PM): LMAO
blueyedchic142 (10:43:48 PM): hahaha
bury the kings (10:44:10 PM): like thats TERRIBEL rite?! and shes like onnly fucking 15 like i dont talk 2 little 15 year olds, ILLEGAL SHIT
blueyedchic142 (10:44:30 PM): LMAO oh that changes things i did not know she was jail bait
bury the kings (10:44:32 PM): wait brb BAD AZZ COOTTONMOUTH
blueyedchic142 (10:44:36 PM): hahaha
bury the kings (10:45:10 PM): yo i LUH my nickname
bury the kings (10:45:13 PM): kottonmouth kignsbury
bury the kings (10:45:14 PM): LMDFAO
blueyedchic142 (10:45:26 PM): its the shiitt
blueyedchic142 (10:47:13 PM): ok need some advice
bury the kings (10:47:22 PM): iight h/o like lemme tel u somethin mad funny first lmaoo
blueyedchic142 (10:47:26 PM): ok
bury the kings (10:47:35 PM): like i was talkin to my bnff crhs
blueyedchic142 (10:47:41 PM): who
bury the kings (10:47:46 PM): (bff chris*
bury the kings (10:47:48 PM): sorry hahah
blueyedchic142 (10:47:49 PM): oh ok
bury the kings (10:47:55 PM): lmao i cant type 4 shit, my bad
blueyedchic142 (10:47:58 PM): ahah
bury the kings (10:48:25 PM): iight so like i was talkin 2 him rite and i was like "my mom mite kick me outta the house" cuiz she was PISSED that im getting mad tickets from cops and shit
bury the kings (10:48:44 PM): and he was like "aww well if u get kicked out u coujld live with me"
bury the kings (10:49:06 PM): and i was like "tat could be legal adfoption shit, ur parents could adopt me and i could become stephen dix" cuz his last name's dix rite
bury the kings (10:49:39 PM): and i was like NAW THATS DAY I CANT BE KOTTONMOUTH DIX CUZ IT SOUNDS LIKE I GOT A DRY MOUTH GIVING HEAD, SOUNDS ILKE A PORNO NAME
bury the kings (10:49:41 PM): LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
bury the kings (10:49:45 PM): *GAY
blueyedchic142 (10:49:51 PM): hahahaha
bury the kings (10:50:04 PM): like cotton in the mouth on the dix
bury the kings (10:50:05 PM): GROSS
bury the kings (10:50:13 PM): and he told me
bury the kings (10:50:23 PM): that apparently his lil bro's name is richard
bury the kings (10:50:31 PM): and his dad's name is elwood (or his grandpa idk)
bury the kings (10:50:34 PM): idr*
bury the kings (10:50:36 PM): oops
bury the kings (10:50:47 PM): and so like his lil bro's name for short is dick, dick dix
bury the kings (10:50:56 PM): and elwood 4 short is woody, woody dix
bury the kings (10:50:58 PM): L.M.A.O.
blueyedchic142 (10:51:03 PM): LMAO
bury the kings (10:51:17 PM): and its like uhh at least chris dix sounds normal
bury the kings (10:51:18 PM): lol!!
blueyedchic142 (10:51:21 PM): lolol
bury the kings (10:51:34 PM): LMAO AND ANOTHER WHACK THING
bury the kings (10:51:40 PM): is i had to meet my bff julia's dad today
bury the kings (10:51:42 PM): and his dad
bury the kings (10:51:45 PM): is fucking PSYCHO
bury the kings (10:52:01 PM): on some real shit he's been like to mental hospitals and shit cuz he has severe mood swings, he's suicidal, etc
blueyedchic142 (10:52:21 PM): mmm crazzyyy
bury the kings (10:52:22 PM): and so like i pull up to meet him and he comes out walking with julia and im like OH FUICK I HAVE 2 TALK 2 HIM?!
blueyedchic142 (10:52:28 PM): LMAO
bury the kings (10:55:45 PM): and so like he comes out and my friend kira next to me is like "pretend ur my boyfriend" so i say 2 him "hi my name's chris" and chris is the name of kira's bf, but not chris dix my bff it's a diff chris, so he says back "hey chris, watch out with kira here, she's a tricky one" so im thinking im my head UGH SICK KIRA'S 16 IM NOT DATING NO JAILBAIT and he just goes back inside and i stare at julia like OMG HOW FUCKING AWKWARD
bury the kings (10:55:47 PM): LMFAO!!!
blueyedchic142 (10:56:18 PM): lmfao!!!
bury the kings (10:56:40 PM): cuz like julia told her dad oh yeah im giong out with kira and her bf chris so i HAD to introduce myself as chris to him
blueyedchic142 (10:56:48 PM): HHAAH
bury the kings (10:56:58 PM): rite!! lmao i sweaf we're so slick
blueyedchic142 (10:57:08 PM): were u high yet lol
bury the kings (10:57:31 PM): no not even lmao that was like WAY b4 we blazed
blueyedchic142 (10:57:41 PM): well thats good at least lol
bury the kings (10:57:56 PM): OH LIKE AFTER WE BLAZED RITE LMFAO LEMME TELL U SOMETHIN HILARIOUS
blueyedchic142 (10:58:04 PM): ok
bury the kings (10:59:53 PM): iight so everybody was smokin a cig edxcept 4 me rite
bury the kings (11:00:03 PM): so like my friend chris has his arm up and his cig in his hand
bury the kings (11:00:05 PM): and i lean back
bury the kings (11:00:11 PM): AND PART OFM Y HAIR CATCHES FIRE
bury the kings (11:00:13 PM): LMFAO!!!!!!
blueyedchic142 (11:00:15 PM): omg hahahahha
bury the kings (11:00:29 PM): AND SO CHRIS LIKE FUCKING GRABS MY HEAD AND IS LIKE HOLY SHIT AND FUCKING SLAPS MY HEAD SO HARD TO PUT OUT THE FIRE
bury the kings (11:00:31 PM): LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
blueyedchic142 (11:00:37 PM): hahahah
bury the kings (11:01:05 PM): and like thank GOD i dont have a bald spot, burned off hair etc, cuz my hair just smells like i straightened my hair or some shit, it doesnt smell bad at ALL
blueyedchic142 (11:01:16 PM): well u got lucky lol
bury the kings (11:01:46 PM): yeah lol apparently i guess my hair's mad flammable cuz when chicks straighten my hair it like steams and shit
blueyedchic142 (11:01:56 PM): nah it steams for met oo
blueyedchic142 (11:02:00 PM): me too*
bury the kings (11:02:14 PM): thats weird then cuz i just thought umm guess theres somethin in my hair thats making it steam
bury the kings (11:02:24 PM): cuz i didnt kno if it did it 4 other people or not
bury the kings (11:02:27 PM): cuz my friend lauren told me
bury the kings (11:02:34 PM): y is ur hair steaming, it doesnt do that 4 me
bury the kings (11:02:40 PM): and i was like wtf is my hair fucked up"?
blueyedchic142 (11:02:51 PM): lol
blueyedchic142 (11:03:03 PM): was ur hair wet?
bury the kings (11:03:27 PM): naw
bury the kings (11:04:02 PM): and like we blaze right and im MESSED UP
bury the kings (11:04:12 PM): and so like chris hits this chick up right
bury the kings (11:04:39 PM): wait did i tell u about the 22 year old chick? i did right?
bury the kings (11:04:43 PM): lmao cant remmber 2 burnt out
blueyedchic142 (11:04:43 PM): nah
bury the kings (11:04:54 PM): oh wait i didnt? oh hmm i 4got who i said it 2 then hah
blueyedchic142 (11:05:10 PM): tell meee
bury the kings (11:05:23 PM): theres this chick i met 2day
bury the kings (11:05:33 PM): and i thought like umm idk about her she seems kinda weird
bury the kings (11:05:41 PM): but when i got 2 know about her life i was like WHOA KICKASS
blueyedchic142 (11:05:53 PM): yea
bury the kings (11:06:38 PM): cuz like apparently she told me that she worked at a comedy stop and DAVE CHAPPELLE PERFORMED THERE so like they met each other and HUNG OUT and he took her on dates and shit, and she BLAZED and fucking chilled with him and shit, like they didnt hook up or anything but still to chill with HIM thats fucking AMAZING
blueyedchic142 (11:06:58 PM): yea thats awesome
bury the kings (11:07:13 PM): like chappelles show AND U BLAZE AND GET TAKEN OUT ON DATES WITH HIM
bury the kings (11:07:20 PM): itsl ike how many bitches u kno would be jealous of that
blueyedchic142 (11:07:25 PM): me!
bury the kings (11:07:41 PM): HELL YEA RITE LIKE SHIT I WOULD BLAZE AND FUCK EM IF I HAD THE OPPORTUNITY
bury the kings (11:07:42 PM): LMAO
blueyedchic142 (11:07:50 PM): true true
bury the kings (11:08:00 PM): thats like the chappelles show episode
bury the kings (11:08:05 PM): when its like "WRAP IT UP"
bury the kings (11:08:11 PM): and he's fucking the chick and shes like WRAP IT UP
bury the kings (11:08:12 PM): LMAO!!
blueyedchic142 (11:08:20 PM): LMAO
blueyedchic142 (11:08:40 PM): yo the show will and grace is soo funny
bury the kings (11:08:49 PM): PEOPLE TELL ME THEY REMIND ME OF WILL
bury the kings (11:08:58 PM): LIKE NIGGAS FROM YM SUMMER SCHOOL CLASS ADFTER MY SENIOR YEAR RITE
bury the kings (11:09:09 PM): they were like "yo nigga u remind me of will from will and grace"
bury the kings (11:09:11 PM): LMAO!!!!
blueyedchic142 (11:09:24 PM): lmao that show is sooo funny like i die laughin watchin it
blueyedchic142 (11:09:26 PM): im watchin it now
bury the kings (11:09:48 PM): and so like another lukcy thing
bury the kings (11:09:53 PM): is like we blazed b4 rite
bury the kings (11:09:56 PM): and so i go 2 mcdonalds
bury the kings (11:10:13 PM): and every1's like oh just get shit off the dollar menu
bury the kings (11:10:18 PM): cuz i dont work anymore so i dont have $$$ AT ALL
bury the kings (11:10:26 PM): but i had like a lil bit left in my account still
bury the kings (11:10:35 PM): so i went 2 get the food put my debit card through
bury the kings (11:10:41 PM): IT WAS DENIED DIDNT HAVE ENOUGH ON IT
blueyedchic142 (11:10:44 PM): LMAO
bury the kings (11:10:45 PM): BUT
bury the kings (11:10:50 PM): there was this lady next to me
bury the kings (11:11:13 PM): and i think she was like trying to show the kindness of generosity to her kids or something, to teach them about it and how to be a good person in general, be a good mom in front of them
bury the kings (11:11:16 PM): ya dig me?
blueyedchic142 (11:11:22 PM): omg
blueyedchic142 (11:11:25 PM): ur so lucky
blueyedchic142 (11:11:27 PM): she paid
?
bury the kings (11:11:33 PM): and so like i fucking turn my head towards her
bury the kings (11:11:37 PM): and in her hand is FUCKING 4 DOLLARS
blueyedchic142 (11:11:44 PM): hahaha
bury the kings (11:12:04 PM): and she's like "here take this, u need it more than me" and i was like "OMG THANK U U DIDNT HAVE 2 DO THIS 4 ME!" and she was like "oh dont worry about it etc"
bury the kings (11:12:11 PM): like a total stranger GAVE ME MONEY I WAS SO HAPPY
blueyedchic142 (11:12:23 PM): omg why cant that shit happen to me
bury the kings (11:12:35 PM): ive never felt so happy after that
bury the kings (11:12:45 PM): like she felt sympathy
bury the kings (11:12:49 PM): for someone SHE NEVER MET
bury the kings (11:12:54 PM): thats a BIG thing
bury the kings (11:13:10 PM): like that takes mad balls to give up ur money to someone YOU DONT EVEN KNOW
blueyedchic142 (11:13:52 PM): true true
blueyedchic142 (11:14:51 PM): i need a man
blueyedchic142 (11:15:00 PM): im a bad single person
bury the kings (11:15:24 PM): it does get annoying
bury the kings (11:15:27 PM): like in groups right
blueyedchic142 (11:15:37 PM): yes when everyone else is couples
blueyedchic142 (11:15:47 PM): and then they like give u that look like aww ur by urself
bury the kings (11:15:49 PM): i always feel like im the 3rd wheel, it sucks SO bad, and like its so fucking awkward yeah exactly boo u know what im sayin!!
blueyedchic142 (11:16:17 PM): or when u witness like someone being stupid in a realtionship..i wanna smack the shit out of them
bury the kings (11:17:40 PM): YEAH!!
bury the kings (11:17:43 PM): i kno rite!
bury the kings (11:17:52 PM): and the people that get treated liek shit
bury the kings (11:17:58 PM): r like "ohh i love him icant dump him"
bury the kings (11:18:03 PM): and its like BITCH UR DUMB STAND UP 4 URSELF
blueyedchic142 (11:18:08 PM): i know right
blueyedchic142 (11:18:11 PM): people are stupid
bury the kings (11:18:37 PM): OMG AND I ALMOST GOT IN TROUBLE AGAIN LMFAO I WAS SO NERVOUS
bury the kings (11:18:46 PM): IT WAS 2 INCIDENTS RITE BUT ILL START WITH THE ONE THAT HAPPENED EARLIER
blueyedchic142 (11:18:50 PM): ok
bury the kings (11:18:54 PM): i walk in mcdonalds
bury the kings (11:18:57 PM): and i see this lady
bury the kings (11:19:02 PM): not the lady that gave me the $4 hah
bury the kings (11:19:06 PM): but this lady that looks
bury the kings (11:19:13 PM): EXACTLY LIKE MRS LEAHEY MY VICE PRINCIPAL FROM ABSEGAMI
bury the kings (11:20:05 PM): and she's known me since ilke 7th grade thru this kid matt that's been in boy scouts with me (i quit that shit if ur wonderin LMAO IT WAS GAY) and like soph and senior year i ditched class SO MUCH so i was in her office like ALMOST EVERY WEEK SOME MONTHS
bury the kings (11:20:21 PM): so like i walk in FUCKED UP HIGH and im like oh god please dont let her see me!!
blueyedchic142 (11:20:34 PM): did she?
bury the kings (11:21:46 PM): NO THANK GOD LMFAO like frtunately rhere were MAD heads in mcdonalds so i just stood behind this one huge line so she wouldnt see me, i turned and looked nad it WASNT HER THANK GOD, cuz if i was down at the VP office like all the time she HAS to have my home phone # in the school records if i graduated from gami, and if she saw me high she coulda DEF SNITCHED 2 MY PARENTS
bury the kings (11:21:49 PM): OMFG DENIED
blueyedchic142 (11:22:09 PM): lolol
bury the kings (11:22:30 PM): so i was just standing there almost crpaped my pants like PLEASE THATS NOT HER OMFG
blueyedchic142 (11:22:37 PM): llolol
bury the kings (11:23:24 PM): like when i just looked at that lady i was like WORD AINT MRS LEAHEY, HOLLAVILLE NJ O8205\
blueyedchic142 (11:23:33 PM): hahaha
bury the kings (11:23:45 PM): AND DRIVING HOME
bury the kings (11:23:46 PM): OH
bury the kings (11:23:47 PM): MY
bury the kings (11:23:47 PM): GOD
bury the kings (11:23:50 PM): I ALMOST GOT HIT!!
blueyedchic142 (11:23:57 PM): omg really
bury the kings (11:24:02 PM): YES HOLY SHIT
bury the kings (11:24:05 PM): cuz theres this place right
bury the kings (11:24:22 PM): called oyster creek and its like this BIG long road and if u go down enough its like on the bay and u can see atlantic city and shit
bury the kings (11:24:30 PM): its SO nice down there like ive bnlazed on paths back there
blueyedchic142 (11:24:36 PM): lol
bury the kings (11:25:00 PM): and so like im drivni down there but im like oh shit what if cops back there i gotta duck out
bury the kings (11:25:09 PM): and so i dip rite everythings good
bury the kings (11:25:27 PM): and so i drive down this one spot called scotts landing which u can see a bangin view of atlantic city 2
bury the kings (11:25:53 PM): i go down the dirt road and a COP COMES DOWN COMING MY DIRECTION (its a one way street) and he hits his siren and he acts me WHY R U COMING DOWN HERE
bury the kings (11:25:57 PM): and FLASHES A LIGHT IN MY FACE
bury the kings (11:26:03 PM): so im like FUCK HE SEES MY EYES HE KNOWS IM HIGH
bury the kings (11:26:11 PM): and i say 2 him oh i just wanted 2 go down and see the city
bury the kings (11:26:17 PM): and he ASKS ME MY ADDRESS ETC
bury the kings (11:26:28 PM): so im like FUCK WHAT IF THE COP GOES 2 MY HOUSE AND SNITCHES 2 MY PARENTS FUCK
blueyedchic142 (11:26:41 PM): i know i hate whwen they ask me my address
blueyedchic142 (11:26:47 PM): what happened after that
bury the kings (11:30:38 PM): so like i just acted straight towards him and he was like "lemme see ur license" so he takes it and goes to his car so im like FUCK IM GETTING ANOTHER GODDAMN TICKET but then he was like "ur trespassing but since its no one's personal property im just gonna let you go, im gonna turn around first and leave and u can just leave after me" i was thinking HOW THE FUCK DID THE COP NOT I WAS HIGH I WAS ACTING MAD SHADY 2 HIM AND HE JUST LETS ME GO?
bury the kings (11:30:48 PM): I WAS LIKE LMFAO SHAWTY SNAPPIN WHADDUOP!!
blueyedchic142 (11:31:07 PM): lucky assss
bury the kings (11:31:13 PM): I KNOW I WAS SCARFED 4 MY FUCKING LIFE
bury the kings (11:31:16 PM): I HAVE SO MANY TICKETS
blueyedchic142 (11:31:19 PM): lmao
blueyedchic142 (11:31:30 PM): i love being a girl tho cuz its a lil easier to get outta cop shit
bury the kings (11:31:42 PM): and like scotts ladnign is RIGHT DOWN THE STREET FROM ME
bury the kings (11:31:54 PM): cause leeds point has MAD roads and shit that nobody lives on so its like PERFECT BLAZING SPOTS
blueyedchic142 (11:32:02 PM): lol
bury the kings (11:32:38 PM): and i told him like oh i made a wrong turn and he was like IF U LIVE ON HARLEQUIN DRIVE U KNO SCOTTS LANDING IS HERE so i thought oh fuck he knows im lying, but then he mightve thought oh maybe he's new here or didn't know about it, cuz i didnt know scotts landing was closed at 930ish
blueyedchic142 (11:32:57 PM): ohh
blueyedchic142 (11:33:05 PM): ima go tho boo boo...
blueyedchic142 (11:33:14 PM): u need to pass out soon lol
bury the kings (11:33:16 PM): even though he told me theres a sign that says the hours of scotts landing on it LMAO
bury the kings (11:33:27 PM): i was like oh sorry didnt see it? hahah
blueyedchic142 (11:33:39 PM): haha yea lol im gonna go have a good night boo
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