Because FrEffy needs love, too.
3x01 - "everyone"
jj: that girl's looking at you, freddie.
freddie: yeah.
jj: or maybe she's looking at me.
freddie: she's not looking at you, jj.
freddie: hi.
effy: hi.
freddie: you don't mind if... i take this locker?
effy: you can take anything if you want it enough.
freddie: great. i mean, everything's new and i suppose we should probably, like, you know, get to... know each other.
effy: why?
freddie: well, um, i don't know. you definitely looked at me this morning. twice. and i just thought, you know, maybe we could get to know each other.
effy: i look at lots of people. that doesn't mean i want to get to know them.
effy: do you want me to want to get to know you?
freddie: i, uh, i won't mind.
freddie: i'm freddie. i met a girl i like today. she's like... beautiful.
3x02 - "cook"
3x04 - "pandora"
effy: freddie! you came... cool.
freddie: jj gets locked on, you have to look after him.
effy: i thought cook... cook's his friend.
freddie: i think cook's your friend, isn't he?
effy: not necessarily.
effy: hey, you'll never guess what pandora's mom...
freddie: we're going home, eff. where's pandora?
effy: i didn't mean to fuck everything up. my parents are splitting up. i'm sorry, i got trashed.
freddie: i'm sorry about that. it's shit.
*thud*
3x05 - "freddie"
freddie: hello?
effy: hi.
freddie: yeah, um, you're in my garden.
effy: yeah.
freddie: right. um, so...?
effy: i... wanted to see what was in your shed.
freddie: my...
effy: shed. everyone says you have a marvelous shed.
freddie: everyone?
effy: yeah, it's marveled at.
freddie: so, this is it.
effy: so, what do you and the boys do in here? braid each other's hair and play soggy biscuit?
freddie: no, not for ages.
effy: so, spliff then?
freddie: cool.
effy: why don't you get your porn on the internet like normal people?
effy: what the fuck's this?
freddie: you know, sometimes when, when we're too stoned to go outside... i'm sorry.
freddie: i wasn't really expecting guests.
effy: what do you normally do? put out doilies?
freddie: well, they do keep the cups clean.
effy: thanks for letting me in, i know it's weird.
freddie: no. nah, it's whatever, you know? it's cool. it's cool.
effy: it just seems like a good place to hide.
naomi: hamlet's basically a teenage boy. he's got all these desires, but he doesn't have the bottle to reach out for them,
so... he goes mad and wanks off about ophelia, and ends up so boring somebody has to kill him.
freddie: we'd be good together, don't you think?
effy: no.
freddie: why?
effy: because i'll break your heart.
freddie: maybe i'll break yours.
effy: nobody breaks my heart, and anyway, why would i want that?
freddie: effy! effy! effffy! effy! effy, i want to talk to you.
(freddie phones effy)
effy's voice mail: hi, this is effy, i'm not talking right now, but leave a message and maybe i'll get back to you.
freddie: effy, i've come to tell you that...
effy: freddie, i don't think i can...
(smooch, smooch - make out sesh)
freddie: now i've told you, okay? now you know.
~lake of epic proportions.
~heartbreak, obviously. big fail.
3x06 - "naomi"
naomi: what's going on there?
effy: nothing.
(pandora tries to speak)
effy: shut up.
3x07 - "jj"
effy: so, i suggest we go in there and get so monumentally fucked up that we forget all about...
naomi: no. oh my god!
effy: no.
naomi: that's fucked up.
effy: no.
naomi: you love him.
effy: no.
naomi: oh, yes! you love the lips! oh my god. go on, lie to me, i want to see this.
cook: freddie, she loves you, you know?
freddie: what?
cook: she loves you, but she can't stand it. she can't stand to love, so she fucks me instead.
freddie: what's he saying?
jj: oh god.
freddie: what?
jj: shit. i think you're going to get the truth, freds.
freddie: cook?
cook: i'm pissed off, yeah? she's taking the piss and it's hurting me because cook needs love, too. cookie's got nothing.
----
effy: what's going on? someone said he...
freddie: he's yours, i think.
(insert naomi's eye roll and sigh)
3x08 - "effy"
katie: i'm going to have a shower. you coming, juicy?
freddie: yeah, in a minute, hon, yeah.
freddie: (to effy about the woods) you should come.
effy: you want me to come?
freddie: why are you here?
effy: i came to tell you something.
freddie: yeah?
effy: shed's changed.
freddie: effy.
effy: i'll see you later, yeah?
freddie: effy.
freddie: i am so fucked. do i looked fucked?
freddie: effy, in the shed, i was just wondering... um, what were you going to say?
effy: i'll tell you later. byeeee.
*squee*
freddie: what is your fucking problem?
cook: (mumble, mumble) what do you want, my fucking blood? you've fucking taken everything else. you've taken fuckin' jj and now you're sneaking her off of me as well.
cook: she hasn't told you, has she? fuck me, i'm so glad i didn't miss this.
katie: what's going on?
cook: effy doesn't want me anymore. do you, princess?
effy: no.
katie: so, why should we care? freddie's with me now. right, freddie? freddie? freddie!
freddie: right...
effy: hit me.
freddie: what?
effy: just once. i want to feel something. hit me! i dare you.
effy: freddie?
freddie: yeah? *smile, smile, smile*
effy: *swoon, swoon, swoon* nothing.
freddie: we just need to find her, okay?
effy: she woke up then?
freddie: yeah, she woke up.
effy: fred, listen! she... pulled my hair.
freddie: so, what? she pulled your hair, so you smashed her head open.
effy: it was an accident. i was tripping! she choked me, i couldn't breathe.
freddie: i can't see any bruises. i can't see nine fucking stitches! when did it happen?
effy: just before...
3x10 - "finale"
freddie: hello? hello? who is this?
effy: cook's in trouble, he needs your help. you need to come get him.
freddie: well, why can't you help him?
effy: because i love you.
*double squee*
freddie: what did you expect? you made this a game first. remember that stupid fucking list? you made this happen, and it's all your fault this is all so fucked up.
effy: i know.
freddie: you know? what fucking answer's that?
effy: the only one i've got.
freddie: so, what do we do now?
credit: giflove & atomes for the animations.