Merry Christmas!!!
From our family to yours, we hope you all have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!
And for all the Mystery Science Theater 3000 fans:
With the holidays upon us, it's time once again for our annual holiday
tradition, "A Child's Christmas in Space" by Tom Servo.
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Tom: It's quiet in the cold of our own little orbit, starless and bible
black. And as I look down on the big blue bean we would call home I
think it so near, yet ... oh, I wish on that star and I hope that in a
little snow-covered house with a warm hearth and a loving family, maybe
some kid is looking up tonight and wishing upon us. Oh, and how I hope
sweet Santa will fly by tonight, because if he does I'm gonna reach
right out and hug that big guy. Oh, for the sound of hooves against the
steel hull of the ship. Oh, to see the rosy face of Santa in the
porthole, offering me a Coke and a smile ... (gradually becoming upset)
... of course, his cheeks would be rosy because it's a vacuum out
there! I mean, Santa's heart would explode! (becoming hysterical) But
he wouldn't feel it because the capillaries in his brain would pop like
little firecrackers (Joel tries to calm him down) due to the blood
boiling away in his face like pudding in a copper...OH THE HUMANITY!!
(Now both Joel and Crow are trying to calm him down.) And his jolly old
belly would start bubbling like a roasted marshmallow, eyes bulging and
popping out ... AND THE REINDEER -- OH THE REINDEER!!! -- keep floating
like holiday floats and in turn exploding in a hail of blood and
entrails! Prancer -- BOOM! Dancer -- BOOM! ...
Joel: HEY!
Crow: Tom!
Joel: Tom, take it easy! Santa's gonna be okay, buddy.
Tom: You sure?
Joel: Yeah, give him a little credit, okay?
Tom: Phew, what a relief!
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And it is with that sense of relief that we want to offer you our best
wishes for the Swayziest holiday season ever, if that's okay, and hopes
for an amazing colossal new year.