Death
Water, the natural enemy of Cell Phones, indigenous to pockets and backpacks, found its way to a certain football game. As it poured from the sky, my cell phone slowly died a painful, agonizing death. I thought the safe haven of between my legs would protect my beloved ... but alas ... i now write this story as a eulogy.
My beloved cell phone has passed away. It painfully drowned to death, and nothing i could do could ressuscitate it. However, it's battery, a key organ, is healthy enough to donate, so a piece of beloved shall live on to be placed in a different body in need. I can only hope that body accepts beloved's heart.
Beloved was my first ... Beloved took my cell phone virginity. Together we happily co-existed. I fed beloved all the electricity it could ever want, and beloved graciously received all the texts, calls, and pictures i wanted. We were happy together. Yet, i will not hide the flaws of our relationship. I knew too little of beloved. I accidentally dropped beloved often, apologizing and hoping it would be fine. Little did i know, that each drop, each crack or scratch, weakened beloved. If i hadn't been so abusive ... maybe Beloved would have lived through the water. I tried my best, i gave it hot air, i gave it time, and i gave it space ... But my abuse and my neglect killed the only thing to unconditionally dote on me ...
*Sob*
soon i shall converse with its creator ... the god Verizon. I can only pray that the allmighty god will take pity on me and grant me another of its blessed children. While i doubt i can ever convince this god to ever return Beloved to me, for of my neglect and my abuse, i do only hope and pray that i might be graced with yet another of the god's powerful yet modest children.
please share a moment of silence and peace for the memory of the late Beloved. *silence*
thank you kind friends. please also hope and pray for me to quickly receive Beloved back to me, or to be granted a new child to watch over and protect far better than i had in the past.
thank you for your time,
The Abuse/Neglect Convict,
Davi
Edit: July of 2009 (almost a year and a half later)
Beloved LIVES! Is beloved a zombie? I know not. But I have been reunited with Beloved! All is well ... though beloved may only be after my brains, for they contain bio-electricity ... I shall sleep with one eye open to watch my beloved lovingly and suspiciously.