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What was the first thing you had to drink today ?
water
Will tomorrow be better than today?
i hope so
Is your shirt yellow?
nope
Would you date your number one?
i can't answer that, i'm married!!!
Kissed someone who' s name started with a H, J, W?
not in years
Do you want to see somebody right now?
i'd like to see my wife
How many piercings do you have?
not one
What was the last thing that made you laugh?
one of my clients got really mad at me today and told me not to touch a certain private part of his, even though all i did was grab his wrist and pull his hand off someone whose neck he was grabbing. you'd have to have been there. hilarious!
Do you like coffee?
hellz yeah!
Do you prefer the ocean or pool?
depends
What' s your favorite color skittle?
i prefer to judge them on the contents of their minds
Do you drink water daily?
absolutely! how can you not drink water daily?
Where are you?
north america
Is the opposite sex confusing?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
What is wrong with you right now?
my back hurts
Do you miss anyone?
my aim is improving
Where were you at 2:02 this morning?
north america
Did you go to sleep last night smiling?
no. shut up.
What do the majority of people in your life call you?
dave
Do you have trust issues?
no. shut up.
If your parents didn' t like the person you were dating, would you lose them?
i married her! my parents HATE HER!! no not really. melissa is seriously accepted as an equal part of the family.
What' s the most interesting thing that happened to you today?
a client threatened to hit me with his belt, and i told him to go ahead. i knew he was full of crap.
What are you listening to?
hahahaha richard marx!! tell EVERYONE
What was the last thing you ate?
a banana
Are you happy right now?
sure, why not?
What color is your hair?
brown
What do you dislike at the moment?
the pain in my back
If you could have one thing right now what would it be?
a seven-layer burrito --- i mean --- ah crap, i just blew my one wish, didn't i?
Who makes you happiest right now?
your mom OH SNAP
How long is your hair?
on the longish end of buzz cut
Are you tan?
are you calling me an m&m? dude they don't make the tan m&ms anymore, didn't you get the memo?
Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months without cheating?
oh geez i dunno
What color are your eyes?
the color of poo
Is there anyone who doesn' t like you?
your mom OH SNAP
Did any of your friends date any of your ex' s?
a friend of mine took an ex-girlfriend of mine to prom one year, but they didn't date. actually they might not have gone. i was a little immature about the whole thing, but i was pretty young too.
Ever broke a bone?
yeah, a kid's collarbone with my car. actually he broke my mirror with his collarbone. so no, he broke his bone, not me.
are your parents still together?
at this moment? who knows? probably not but my dad usually gets home in the evening for dinner
water
Will tomorrow be better than today?
i hope so
Is your shirt yellow?
nope
Would you date your number one?
i can't answer that, i'm married!!!
Kissed someone who' s name started with a H, J, W?
not in years
Do you want to see somebody right now?
i'd like to see my wife
How many piercings do you have?
not one
What was the last thing that made you laugh?
one of my clients got really mad at me today and told me not to touch a certain private part of his, even though all i did was grab his wrist and pull his hand off someone whose neck he was grabbing. you'd have to have been there. hilarious!
Do you like coffee?
hellz yeah!
Do you prefer the ocean or pool?
depends
What' s your favorite color skittle?
i prefer to judge them on the contents of their minds
Do you drink water daily?
absolutely! how can you not drink water daily?
Where are you?
north america
Is the opposite sex confusing?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
What is wrong with you right now?
my back hurts
Do you miss anyone?
my aim is improving
Where were you at 2:02 this morning?
north america
Did you go to sleep last night smiling?
no. shut up.
What do the majority of people in your life call you?
dave
Do you have trust issues?
no. shut up.
If your parents didn' t like the person you were dating, would you lose them?
i married her! my parents HATE HER!! no not really. melissa is seriously accepted as an equal part of the family.
What' s the most interesting thing that happened to you today?
a client threatened to hit me with his belt, and i told him to go ahead. i knew he was full of crap.
What are you listening to?
hahahaha richard marx!! tell EVERYONE
What was the last thing you ate?
a banana
Are you happy right now?
sure, why not?
What color is your hair?
brown
What do you dislike at the moment?
the pain in my back
If you could have one thing right now what would it be?
a seven-layer burrito --- i mean --- ah crap, i just blew my one wish, didn't i?
Who makes you happiest right now?
your mom OH SNAP
How long is your hair?
on the longish end of buzz cut
Are you tan?
are you calling me an m&m? dude they don't make the tan m&ms anymore, didn't you get the memo?
Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months without cheating?
oh geez i dunno
What color are your eyes?
the color of poo
Is there anyone who doesn' t like you?
your mom OH SNAP
Did any of your friends date any of your ex' s?
a friend of mine took an ex-girlfriend of mine to prom one year, but they didn't date. actually they might not have gone. i was a little immature about the whole thing, but i was pretty young too.
Ever broke a bone?
yeah, a kid's collarbone with my car. actually he broke my mirror with his collarbone. so no, he broke his bone, not me.
are your parents still together?
at this moment? who knows? probably not but my dad usually gets home in the evening for dinner