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So i got to thinking the other day that maybe i should write some stuff again, i mean i've written some pretty crazy things in here in the pasts. So i woke up today and decided that i needed to get some ass. not just any ass.... my own ass... hey laugh all you want, our first, last, and best love is self love. Wait no... did i just say that? ummm no i think i know who my best love was. and it definitely was not me. hell i'm nobody's best love.... atleast i hope not....
Ok so kinda time to catch you up on my thoughts, (even though i'm sure nobody that would ever read this is still expecting me to write anything so therefore nobody would ever check this thing with the anticpation that i would like... but alas like HP i can not conquer my fears alone, i need the help of friends)... oh wait i was telling a story... right ... so i wanted to let you know about my dream.... no not as fucked up as the oompa lumpa sex scandel i dreamed up a long time ago (does anyone remember the oompa lumpa sex scandel?).... but still it was a dream and it was funny... but before i tell you why i was running for my life from a red block while pray for a blue pillar to save my life, i need to fill you in on some back story....
A few weeks ago i bought a new pair of pants. I liked this pair of pants, it kept my sack warm and tight and always showed my natural bulg that is potruding from my pants as i walk around like a porn star at a mall full of 15 year old girls who like to hit on army men and well hung horses.... But anyway back to my story... i bought tetris for super nintendo... 4 player all out crazy orgasmic orgy between myself, kyle, kc, and tracie... what a beautiful sight it was as four people with four different levels of anxiety tried to force blocks into perfect lines as we also tried to massivly mess up the other players... one falso move and the whole thing would just fall apart in your hands as you look on in utter horror trying not to cry as your empire is blown away.... just then you realize it was only an empire of dirt.... damn... So we played for hours... and hours... cuz on a tuesday night there isn't much else to do besides play drunken tetris at 12:30 in the morning when it's cold enough to freeze the salty extractes that the 15 year old girls make me do... although i'm still not sure if it was the 15 year old girl or the new tight warm pants....
so now my dream comes... well i don't mean comes...but it starts... i'm standing there running through the endless dessert, when i realize that there's a wall in front of me that i can't hope to climb... i look up and blocks of different colours are falling... falling at me!!! so i start dodging... but i think kyle's playing cuz the blocks are flying down faster then a two-beer queer gets drunk... im dodging red blocks and green blocks and purple and pink....i think kyle threw everything... including the sink...
And everytime i dodge a block, another one comes... well not so much comes... but starts... and as they hurtle towards me i jump... but they just keeping ... starting ... what do i do? what do i do? no matter how many times i spoke these words i did not know the answer.... then at last it hit me with the force of the puck from my airhockey story...I simply needed a blue block to finsih the row and then i'd be free.... sop i prayed... and i was answered... a blue block coming... well not coming... starting right down at me!
oh shit
i forgot i had no where to go, so even though the row will be completed i will have nowhere to run to. i will be crushed in the process...
and then i wake up....
blah....
Ok so kinda time to catch you up on my thoughts, (even though i'm sure nobody that would ever read this is still expecting me to write anything so therefore nobody would ever check this thing with the anticpation that i would like... but alas like HP i can not conquer my fears alone, i need the help of friends)... oh wait i was telling a story... right ... so i wanted to let you know about my dream.... no not as fucked up as the oompa lumpa sex scandel i dreamed up a long time ago (does anyone remember the oompa lumpa sex scandel?).... but still it was a dream and it was funny... but before i tell you why i was running for my life from a red block while pray for a blue pillar to save my life, i need to fill you in on some back story....
A few weeks ago i bought a new pair of pants. I liked this pair of pants, it kept my sack warm and tight and always showed my natural bulg that is potruding from my pants as i walk around like a porn star at a mall full of 15 year old girls who like to hit on army men and well hung horses.... But anyway back to my story... i bought tetris for super nintendo... 4 player all out crazy orgasmic orgy between myself, kyle, kc, and tracie... what a beautiful sight it was as four people with four different levels of anxiety tried to force blocks into perfect lines as we also tried to massivly mess up the other players... one falso move and the whole thing would just fall apart in your hands as you look on in utter horror trying not to cry as your empire is blown away.... just then you realize it was only an empire of dirt.... damn... So we played for hours... and hours... cuz on a tuesday night there isn't much else to do besides play drunken tetris at 12:30 in the morning when it's cold enough to freeze the salty extractes that the 15 year old girls make me do... although i'm still not sure if it was the 15 year old girl or the new tight warm pants....
so now my dream comes... well i don't mean comes...but it starts... i'm standing there running through the endless dessert, when i realize that there's a wall in front of me that i can't hope to climb... i look up and blocks of different colours are falling... falling at me!!! so i start dodging... but i think kyle's playing cuz the blocks are flying down faster then a two-beer queer gets drunk... im dodging red blocks and green blocks and purple and pink....i think kyle threw everything... including the sink...
And everytime i dodge a block, another one comes... well not so much comes... but starts... and as they hurtle towards me i jump... but they just keeping ... starting ... what do i do? what do i do? no matter how many times i spoke these words i did not know the answer.... then at last it hit me with the force of the puck from my airhockey story...I simply needed a blue block to finsih the row and then i'd be free.... sop i prayed... and i was answered... a blue block coming... well not coming... starting right down at me!
oh shit
i forgot i had no where to go, so even though the row will be completed i will have nowhere to run to. i will be crushed in the process...
and then i wake up....
blah....