Corn Nut Wars, Watermellon Pornos, and,....Reisling Pirates

Aug 18, 2008 21:45

A summary of the times,...
How could I begin to complain about friends or family who comes knocking on the door of my slumber like the damn cops who have full intentions of taking me out all night for free drinks and eats??? Well its been going on for the past 2 weeks and as much as i enjoy the club hopping and restraunt and bar hopping i would rather just stay in and dive into my own subconscious...
Its hard and difficult to go on to explain the small perks of life through those drunken nights that make me smile through out the day to reassure me that my soul is intact, so i'll reframe from trying to do so,.......People say to me at times im living the life??
What that entails or means im entirely aloof to knowing?
I feel my life at times is just a bleep or a tormented journey that no one seems to understand?
Yet,......im very very fortunate to have friends that take me away and for a minute i escape from the hell i put myself in and breathe in life for a moment again,...Im very fortunate,..
So .........i wake up friends are all over the place i remind them no matter how fucked up you get STAY AWAY from the ART!,....and i find wrappers of corn nuts all over the floor as if there was some kind of corn nut party , Picante, ranch, bar b q, originla ...not too many original wrappers because they are just to plain,......
So i was told eating alot of watermellon has the same effect as if i took a viagra pill,??
it might be true?
Ive recently met this blue eyed red hair deviled woman ive nicknamed Trazon Bzaird.......cant go into that right now but shes sucking the suxual blood out of me so ive had to turn to an alternative solution to assess the problem Watermelon, and i think its dedication on my part to willingly try to apease her needs by eating a fruit by yhte bucket full of which i hate to satisfy her sexually for hours on end,....and ,...you know it works ,....surprisingly it made her explode 4 times from what she tells me,.........
any how,.......life is going swazell........i invented a new word its LaZuv,.......and ive given that to her to remind her that its a word that out shines love,.........yeah .........

and how am i to turn down a girl who drinks Riesling out the damn bottle??
yeah life is good
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