Shit Women Say To Me: Did You Grow Up In A White Neighborhood?
Her: Did you grow up in a white neighborhood?
Me: Why would you even ask me a question like that?
Her: Because of the way you talk.
Me: We have established that I have an English degree, right?
Her: Yes.
Me: We have also established that I am a graduate student of English, correct?
Her: Yes.
Me: So, as an educated man, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT ME TO TALK!
Note: The woman in question was white and we were having this conversation in bed.