A List of Things (Grouped by My Ability to Do Them)

[davidwraith]

Things I Don’t Do Well At All:

Cook
Sew
Drive
Fix Things
Navigate
Sing
Swim
Read
Commit

Things I Do Reasonably Well:

Write
Take Photographs
Make Movies
Talk About Movies
Talk About Making Movies
Pronounce Foreign Names
Guess the National Origin of Asians
Fuck

Things I Do Exceptionally Well:

Masturbate
Procrastinate
Depress Myself