Lindsay Lohan
I wish I could remember the source of the quote, but my favorite comment on Lindsay Lohan's photo spread in New York Magazine was something to the effect of "It's amazing how much she looks like Marilyn Monroe... the 36-year-old, drug addicted, soon to be dead Marilyn Monroe."
In honor of la Lohan getting her kit off, here's a very non-work safe musical ode to her genetic gifts.