I GIVETH AND I TAKETH AWAY
AS: "You killed off Amber, and Wilson blamed House for it."
"IN BROAD STROKES, WE'RE OBVIOUSLY FOLLOWING UP ON THAT YOU DUMB SLUT. WE HAD A LOT OF FUN AND TEARS FOLLOWING UP ON THAT IN A HILARIOUS BUT REALISTIC WAY. IT DOES NOT GO UNNOTICES, SINCE NONE OF MY GENIUS EVER DOES. IT HAS AN EFFECT ON THAT GIANT WALKING PUSSY AND IT HAS AN EFFECT ON THEIR MAINLY HETEROSEXUAL BOND."
DF: "Realistically, how long can that play out for?"
"NOT THAT LONG, ARE YOU AN IDIOT OR SOMETHING. THIS SHOW IS ALL ABOUT THE NEXT BIG THING. WE LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT WILSON'S ~*~TRAGIC PAST~*~ WE LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT HOW BADASS HOUSE IS, AND WE LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP (NOT THAT). (BUT) I DON'T THINK ANYBODY EXPECTS WILSON TO BE OFF THE SHOW, NO MATTER HOW MUCH BOBBY FUCKING WHINES."
AS: "And you don't want to separate those two for very long."
"I WOULD, BUT THEY WHINE LIKE TINY CHILDREN WHEN THEY GO MORE THAN 2 HOURS WITHOUT SEEING EACH OTHER. ANYWAY, IT'S NICE TO MESS IT UP AND SCREW WITH IT FOR A LITTLE WHILE FOR THE LULZ."
THAT'S RIGHT, I BRING YOU SPOILERS. WORSHIP ME.
"IN BROAD STROKES, WE'RE OBVIOUSLY FOLLOWING UP ON THAT YOU DUMB SLUT. WE HAD A LOT OF FUN AND TEARS FOLLOWING UP ON THAT IN A HILARIOUS BUT REALISTIC WAY. IT DOES NOT GO UNNOTICES, SINCE NONE OF MY GENIUS EVER DOES. IT HAS AN EFFECT ON THAT GIANT WALKING PUSSY AND IT HAS AN EFFECT ON THEIR MAINLY HETEROSEXUAL BOND."
DF: "Realistically, how long can that play out for?"
"NOT THAT LONG, ARE YOU AN IDIOT OR SOMETHING. THIS SHOW IS ALL ABOUT THE NEXT BIG THING. WE LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT WILSON'S ~*~TRAGIC PAST~*~ WE LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT HOW BADASS HOUSE IS, AND WE LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP (NOT THAT). (BUT) I DON'T THINK ANYBODY EXPECTS WILSON TO BE OFF THE SHOW, NO MATTER HOW MUCH BOBBY FUCKING WHINES."
AS: "And you don't want to separate those two for very long."
"I WOULD, BUT THEY WHINE LIKE TINY CHILDREN WHEN THEY GO MORE THAN 2 HOURS WITHOUT SEEING EACH OTHER. ANYWAY, IT'S NICE TO MESS IT UP AND SCREW WITH IT FOR A LITTLE WHILE FOR THE LULZ."
THAT'S RIGHT, I BRING YOU SPOILERS. WORSHIP ME.