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65 Questions You've Probably Never Been Asked...
Discovered via stupid-drawings
1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Usually the face. I often shave immediately afterwards.
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
I have a hoodie? Where?
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Indeed, I would kiss my wife again, perhaps even tonight!
4. Do you plan outfits?
Every day. I think: "what's clean and haven't I worn in at least three days? That'll work."
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Tired, and perhaps a little sick.
6. Whats the closest thing to you that's red?
My blood is pretty close to me . . . it's usually red when I see it. Then there's that birthmark . . . .
Oh, not part of me? The lettering on a postcard for Annie's next show "Hard Heart." Come see it if you can.
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
I visited my ex-girlfriend to make amends with her. Somehow or other, while trying to demonstrate that I am smart, I double-handedly destroyed her parents house. I then escaped with my new girlfriend; surprisingly, not my wife.
8. Did you meet anybody new today?
Perhaps. I don't rightly recall.
9. What are you craving right now?
my stomach to stop craving food. I fed it today.
10. Do you floss?
Neither dental, mental, or butt.
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Cribbage.
12. Are you emotional?
Far too much lately. It's like I've been bottling it in lately or somesuch.
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Most likely. I'm a musician. However, it was probably by dint of counting to 250 in 4/4 time.
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Yes.
15. Do you like your hair?
I like the fact that it tries to keep my head warm. It's awfully thick (except right in the middle of my widow's peak. That's starting to annoy me), and then there's the other hair: I'm covered. It gets everywhere, and I wish it could behave better.
16. Do you like yourself?
More and more each day, but that's not saying much.
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
I doubt it. I don't go to Dallas much these days, and I doubt he's slumming around New Brunswick.
18. What are you listening to right now?
The random musings of my brain, occasional cat's meow and something on the TV from the above apartment. Oh, and the keys of the keyboard clicking.
19. Are your parents strict?
Strict enough with me, less so with my brother. Although they should be less strict now, at his age.
20. Would you go sky diving?
If the choice was to crash with the plane yes, otherwise it's highly doubtful.
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
Do I?! Oh boy! In an ideal world, I'd use it in place of mayonnaise on my sandwiches.
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Several of them, sometimes more than once. The walk of fame at Dragon*Con is amazing in that way. But I find it to be quite similar to a zoo. The smell's a little funkier at the convention though.
23. Do you rent movies often?
We have Netflix. It delivers stuff to us that we watch when we have time . . . . We never have time. * pout *
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
My cat' eyes? Oh yes. There are rhinestones on the giant, novelty scissors hanging on the wall. I also believe we still have our copy of "Glitter" somewhere in this room.
25. How many countries have you visited?
Two. I live in the third. I have been to England and Ireland in my numerous excursions from my native soil.
26. Have you made a prank phone call?
No. I'm straitlaced that way.
27. Ever been on a train?
Almost every time I go to NYC, or when I'm flying home to Atlanta, or . . . yeah. Plenty of times. Never Amtrak though.
28. Brown or white eggs?
I buy the brown, I eat whatever eggs are in front me though. Watch out, crocodiles.
29.Do you have a cell-phone?
Yes.
30. Do you use chap stick?
Yes, but not as frequently as I should.
31. Do you own a gun?
We just threw out our last water gun. It's still in the trash though.
32. Can you use chop sticks?
Yes. It's really not that difficult.
33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
My cats and my wife.
34. Are you too forgiving?
Most likely.
35. Ever been in love?
Still am, but not for the first time.
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
Working. All of them.
37. Ever have cream puffs?
I think so?
38. Last time you cried?
Can't remember. Probably not too long ago; I'm sure I saw something sad on TV.
39. What was the last question you asked?
"Can I go home yet?" at work.
40. Favorite time of the year?
Fall or spring. I don't need to wear too many clothes, and I'm not constantly sweating.
Hey, you asked.
41. Do you have any tattoos?
No. I doubt I will either. I'm a wuss.
42. Are you sarcastic?
It's second nature to me. I drink it like water. Get rid of it the same way.
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
No. It had Ashton Kutcher in it.
44. Ever walked into a wall?
Many nights on the way to the bedroom from the living room. You'd think the wall would've learned to move by now.
45. Favorite color?
Green. If you walk down Kirk Road by Columbia Seminary in the late spring, early morning sunshine, looking up, you'll have an idea why.
46. Have you ever slapped someone?
Yes. Again, it's been so long, I don't rightly recall who, or when.
47. Is your hair curly?
Wavy. I did not discover this until I grew it out in 2000 though.
48. What was the last CD you bought?
Either "Till Eulenspiegel and his Merry Pranks" released by Deutsch Gramaphone, or a Django Reinhart CD. I don't remember which one went over the register first.
49. Do looks matter?
Of course. There's a reason I've been dressing better since I met my wife.
50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
As long as I didn't lose too much money on the game, sure.
51. Is your phone bill sky high?
It's not my phone bill, it's my wife's. I pay the electric, gas, and internet/cable bills.
52. Do you like your life right now?
Sure, why not?
53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
No. I can't really manage that.
54. Can you handle the truth?
Sure. Hit me.
55. Do you have good vision?
No. You see the glasses in the above picture? I'm probably going to have to switch to bifocals within the next 10 years.
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Oh goodness yes. There's plenty of people to dislike in the world. Fortunately, I have very little contact with anyone I truly dislike.
57. How often do you talk on the phone?
Daily. Usually to coordinate with the people I rideshare with at work, or let my wife know where I am.
58. The last person you held hands with?
Annie.
59. What are you wearing?
Glasses (the better to see you with), my wedding and pre-engagement rings, work boots, mismatched white socks (different brands), blue jeans, boxers, v-neck undershirt, and a flannel that has served me well since high school; a lot of good memories in this shirt.
60.What is your favorite animal?
Tough one, probably going to go with a bat in general, but my cat Herbie specifically. He's my favorite football-shaped thing.
61. Where was your default picture taken at?
A beach. I believe on the gulf coast of Florida, but I don't rightly recall. Had to be two years ago.
62. Can you hula hoop?
About five revolutions. Then things fall apart.
63. Do you have a job?
Three, actually. Tenor Staff Singer, graduate assistant, and UPS document auditor. Me, busy? Never.
64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Dinner at Wendy's; which I really shouldn't've.
65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yes, but I don't remember why I did the last time. It was many years ago.