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the feeling across the school lately is that the new administration is bringing in a communistic (yes, thats a word, spell check said so.) environment. So i made my own little mock morning announcements of what life in the school might be like someday (plus we have had the same announcements for like the whole year). People in the asylum newspaper, no one wants to enter articles so stop asking. SERIOUSLy.
Morning Announcements
(Communist Style)
First of all, everyone shut the f*&% up and listen or you’ll be shot.
1. For now on, everything you wear must be red, have a sickle/hammer, or have a picture of Joseph Stalin (violators will be shot).
2. The communistic word of the day (“year”) for the 2nd semester is proletariat. No questions or you’ll be shot. Cat will continue to be the word of the day. No protests or you’ll be shot.
3. Communistic joke of the day: What did Jeff use to make his shed in the garden? A hammer and sickle. Laugh or get shot.
4. After the pledge of allegiance you will all say Long Live Premiere Granitino or get shot.
5. Sign-ups for Granitino’s stormtroopers and Double Secret Red Police are in the office. You must be white and not gay. Members accepted get guns (to shoot people).
6. The office will now be referred to as the Kremlin. (PPL who call it the office will be shot).
7. If any student hears murmurs of a teacher plotting a coup ‘d etat, tell me (and the “administration” will be purged) and you wont be shot.
8. If anyone sees Gorbachev, shot first and we’ll ask questions later (and not answer them).
9. The BR sports team’s will now be called Soviets. The uniforms will be red with a convenient yellow sickle/hammer and some stars. If a team loses a game, they will be shot (winning is a must). Any fan who calls the team the Trojans will be jailed without trial and then shot at halftime in front of the crowd. We will set up a circus maximus (and everyone must say thumbs down).
10. If any of your parents have a problem, they will be shot. If they try and tell someone, they will be shot twice, wrapped in a communist flag, burned, and then shot again.
11. We need shovels donated.
12. Anyone who has lots of land to bur things, report to the office (you wont be shot).
13. We have an A-Bomb. Remember.
14. All must do community service and paint pictures of me, the premiere around the school (or be shot).
15. Bridge-lobby renamed Lenin lobby.
16. Rayn.-lobby renamed Stalin Lobby
17. Brockton lobby -no longer existant (no blacks).
18. End joke- What’s a popular high school plan for people who get bad grades? 5 year plan (followed by being a test example for our hideous experiments).
End comment: Just remember that we must all get along and you can all be replaced therefore we aren’t afraid to shoot (all of you)
Game TOnight at 10...Be there (or you'll be shot)
Morning Announcements
(Communist Style)
First of all, everyone shut the f*&% up and listen or you’ll be shot.
1. For now on, everything you wear must be red, have a sickle/hammer, or have a picture of Joseph Stalin (violators will be shot).
2. The communistic word of the day (“year”) for the 2nd semester is proletariat. No questions or you’ll be shot. Cat will continue to be the word of the day. No protests or you’ll be shot.
3. Communistic joke of the day: What did Jeff use to make his shed in the garden? A hammer and sickle. Laugh or get shot.
4. After the pledge of allegiance you will all say Long Live Premiere Granitino or get shot.
5. Sign-ups for Granitino’s stormtroopers and Double Secret Red Police are in the office. You must be white and not gay. Members accepted get guns (to shoot people).
6. The office will now be referred to as the Kremlin. (PPL who call it the office will be shot).
7. If any student hears murmurs of a teacher plotting a coup ‘d etat, tell me (and the “administration” will be purged) and you wont be shot.
8. If anyone sees Gorbachev, shot first and we’ll ask questions later (and not answer them).
9. The BR sports team’s will now be called Soviets. The uniforms will be red with a convenient yellow sickle/hammer and some stars. If a team loses a game, they will be shot (winning is a must). Any fan who calls the team the Trojans will be jailed without trial and then shot at halftime in front of the crowd. We will set up a circus maximus (and everyone must say thumbs down).
10. If any of your parents have a problem, they will be shot. If they try and tell someone, they will be shot twice, wrapped in a communist flag, burned, and then shot again.
11. We need shovels donated.
12. Anyone who has lots of land to bur things, report to the office (you wont be shot).
13. We have an A-Bomb. Remember.
14. All must do community service and paint pictures of me, the premiere around the school (or be shot).
15. Bridge-lobby renamed Lenin lobby.
16. Rayn.-lobby renamed Stalin Lobby
17. Brockton lobby -no longer existant (no blacks).
18. End joke- What’s a popular high school plan for people who get bad grades? 5 year plan (followed by being a test example for our hideous experiments).
End comment: Just remember that we must all get along and you can all be replaced therefore we aren’t afraid to shoot (all of you)
Game TOnight at 10...Be there (or you'll be shot)