Jesus was a Cylon

[davidology]

if all the christianity craziness is true, then Jesus had to be a Cylon.

How the hell else did he come back 3 days later? Upload speeds were just slower back in the day so they couldn't respawn as quickly (dial up).

mmm hmmm....

Jesus wasn't the son of any god. He was a frakking toaster.

jus' sayin'.

Comments

[davidology]

everything makes much more sense now.

[fivebyfive]

As of the past couple weeks, I actually know what the frack you're talking about.

[909ermark]

HA! loved reading this. I just hope apollo becomes un-fat

[sublimevisions]

itawtc!

[davidology]

he seems to have lost a bit of weight in the last episode.

[xed_geek]

You are sooooo going to hell for this!
hahahha,
see you there!

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[machmed]

Oh, plz! Jesus was obviously brought back to life by the power of ~*MAGIC*~!! >;[