There are several things wrong with that picture. A.) Gareth is not smirking or sneering at anyone, deriding anyone, and halfway comatose and enraged from alcohol consumption. B.) Gareth does not come within close vicinity of children. C.) Ianto is BATMAN, not the JOKER. D.) Gareth has obviously somehow genetically altered Burn into a small, adorable, black child. I can tell because he's still wearing Owen's jacket.
A.) This is true... Gareth where has your incredible drunkness gone?!?!?!? B.) If he does it is only to take pictures of them (aka Children of the Earth) C.) WHY SO SERIOUS? D.) FACT. You know how much Gareth likes to watch Burn....
My incredibly racist comment that I refrained from posting was: That is Ianto and Lisa's child. But, A.) I'm not racist, I swear. B.) That is...that's just obviously Burn. It cannot be anyone else.
It's a good thing you didn't say that around me, because then I would have to smack you. And call you a Dalek.
But due to the fact that I know you aren't racist (or a Dalek, though I would still be your friend, unlike your stance on the subjet...) I forgive you. Also, Lisa is far too amazing (and evil with her tendency to burn (LOL) Ianto with cigarettes) to not mention.
Burn is everywhere. Remember that. IT may be a question on Jeopardy later in life.
Hhahah, if you were on Jeopardy, you'd then, of course, have to phrase your answer: "What is Burn?"
To which Burn would appear from out of nowhere and scold, "I'm Burn! The real question is, WHO is OWEN?!"
And then ALex Trebek would say, "Who are you?"
And Burn would say, "I'M BURN!"
It would be a very traumatizing event if Burn were to appear out of nowhere on Jeopardy.
The phrase "Lisa burned Ianto" has actually nothing to do with the combustion of the skin or with cigarettes. "Lisa Burned Ianto" means she abused him by forcing Ianto to have prolonged human contact with Burn.
*sigh* I guess I'd be your friend if you were a Dalek. It can be much worse than baby crunched Hitler.
That was quite possibly the most confusing string of events to lead to 'I'm Burn" that I have ever witnessed..... well except how Eve now has to sacrifice her baby (the father of which is a complex subject) and how she is now living in Utah (or perhaps Ianto).
Prolonged human contact with Burn just might make the fanboy in Gareth explode. That is all I have to say on that matter.
Fine, don't be my friend if I am a Dalek, just remember that I would still be yours. *cues 'awwwwww'*
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A.) Gareth is not smirking or sneering at anyone, deriding anyone, and halfway comatose and enraged from alcohol consumption.
B.) Gareth does not come within close vicinity of children.
C.) Ianto is BATMAN, not the JOKER.
D.) Gareth has obviously somehow genetically altered Burn into a small, adorable, black child. I can tell because he's still wearing Owen's jacket.
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B.) If he does it is only to take pictures of them (aka Children of the Earth)
C.) WHY SO SERIOUS?
D.) FACT. You know how much Gareth likes to watch Burn....
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That is Ianto and Lisa's child.
But,
A.) I'm not racist, I swear.
B.) That is...that's just obviously Burn. It cannot be anyone else.
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But due to the fact that I know you aren't racist (or a Dalek, though I would still be your friend, unlike your stance on the subjet...) I forgive you. Also, Lisa is far too amazing (and evil with her tendency to burn (LOL) Ianto with cigarettes) to not mention.
Burn is everywhere. Remember that. IT may be a question on Jeopardy later in life.
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To which Burn would appear from out of nowhere and scold, "I'm Burn! The real question is, WHO is OWEN?!"
And then ALex Trebek would say, "Who are you?"
And Burn would say, "I'M BURN!"
It would be a very traumatizing event if Burn were to appear out of nowhere on Jeopardy.
The phrase "Lisa burned Ianto" has actually nothing to do with the combustion of the skin or with cigarettes. "Lisa Burned Ianto" means she abused him by forcing Ianto to have prolonged human contact with Burn.
*sigh* I guess I'd be your friend if you were a Dalek. It can be much worse than baby crunched Hitler.
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Prolonged human contact with Burn just might make the fanboy in Gareth explode. That is all I have to say on that matter.
Fine, don't be my friend if I am a Dalek, just remember that I would still be yours. *cues 'awwwwww'*
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