John Barrowman is better than a robot hand.

Nov 13, 2008 21:40

I have been waiting (not so patiently) for my public library to get John Barrowman's autobiography in, and guess what?

OMG ITS FINALLY HERE! JOHN BARROWMAN
I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH!

Anyways, its is amazing so far....and the pictures alone make it fabulous.
Due to my recently increased love of John, here is a little something that I found WAY to amusing:

1. Bananas.... nothing more needs to be said.
2. He can, and you know he does. Frequently. Because he is just that sensational.
3. I think this is false, why? Due to the fact that John is feminine. How do I know this? He turns maps. Trust me.
4. Oh dear. There are some VERY dirty ways to interpret that statement. If you think of any please leave them in my comments.
5. JOHN BARROWMAN IS NOT AN OSTRICH. PLEASE DON'T EAT HIM. (Did I mention that I recently watched Ready, Steady, Cook?)
6. John Barrowman, why did you go into the Empress of Racnoss' web?
7. NEVER EVER LET JOHN TOUCH A FLAG. his amazing-ness will burn right through it.
8. Fact. Just watch any of the fifty million shows that John works on. How else would you be able to pay for that? John is his own spotlight.
9. Wellllll..... earthquakes are also caused because I am endlessly sad that Ianto is not in 'the Fires of Pompeii'.
10. Yep. He's an animal.

john barrowman is god., torchwood is as fabulous as doctor who, randomness

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