Dog Toy That Eats Its Own Poop Recalled
Nothing, other than the late-lamented Divine, should ever eat poop. Totally missing that point, Mattel still put out a toy of Barbie's shit-eating dog, Tanner.
Now, Tanner is facing a fate worse than fecal feeding - A TOY RECALL!
As I mentioned in the Batman post, Mattel is voluntarily recalling 9 million of its toys in the United States including popular characters such as Batman, Barbie, Polly Pockets and a toy from Pixar's "Cars" movie because of hazards to children. This includes 1 million Doggie Daycare sets and 680,000 Barbie and Tanner play sets.
So, today's lesson here folks is simple: NEVER, EVER, EVER BUY A SHIT EATING TOY FOR YOUR CHILDREN!